The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

growing up i had an illegal cable box and so did my friend, so we both new about the playboy and spice channel. at my house my dad would use the adult block on it, but i eventually figured out how to turn it off thanks to my friends. i remember the first time i figured it out i was freaking out because i couldn't turn it back on and i had to call up my friend so he could tell me what to do. eventually i learned how to do it so if you powered the box off the adult block would be back.

one time my cousin (whos like 15 yrs older then me) calls me up asking if my dad was home. he was at his friends house and someone had messed it up where a normal channel was blocked out on the adult block, so he wanted to ask my dad how to turn it off. he then asks if i knew how and i was just like "uhhh, nooooo". he was just like come on i know you do so i eventually told him. eventually i came to know that my dad figured i knew how to turn it off but he didn't really care, he just didn't want the channel blocked so if my mom/sisters were flipping around or if people were over it would accidentally come on.

i would also watch the movies on the ppv channels all the time, to the point where i had parts of movies like hook memorized word for word. one time i was watching romeo and juliet (the leo dicaprio one) with my friend, and the part where mercutio i think (the black friend) first comes out and was dressed as a girl and shows his ass my friend goes "now thats a nice ass"
i had seen this part before so i just start laughing, and as soon as he realizes its a dude hes just like "ah fuck". i never let him forget it.

me and my friends did some gay shit in our pools. if someone was swimming under water with goggles or we knew had their eyes open under water, we'd moon them or flash our cocks. we were always really disturbed by it, and i don't think any of them were turned on, but it was funny just to see the reactions.

i had only heard of cum on a cracker because i heard that shit happened at summer camps for hs football teams, but they did it on a pizza.

I remember back in the day we had WHT for cable, which had like 1 cable channel which I think was HBO. This is like 20 years ago, so at night they used to show pornos, which I doubt was HBO but it just switched over to porn or whatever.

So one night moms was out and it was a saturday night and wouldnt you fuckin know it, they had stopped showing porn!!!! I was stuck watching breakfast club instead.