11-17-2006, 04:51 AM
I did some stealing in my day as well. But not shoplifting.
The same friend from my previous story did shoplift though. I helped him conseal things a couple of times.
I remember going to Toys 'R' Us one time and putting a cheat code magazine up the back of his jacket so he could steal it.
I did stuff I thought was clever but really was just stupid. Like when we would go to the movies, I always wanted to play the video games. Every single time, after my game would end, I would go to the customer service counter and tell them that the game took my money and make them let me play again. It worked every time.
The most daring thing I ever did was steal a game from Blockbuster. I think I was about 15 at the time.
I rented a game one time for the Super Nintendo, and for the life of me cannot remember which one it was, but I liked it a lot. For Christmas that year, my mom had bought me the Crash Dummies game, but I despised it. So.. I switched the labels on the games and sent Crash Dummies back to Blockbuster.
Only thing is... my brother liked Crash Dummies. He went to play it later in that evening and found out what I had done. So the little fucker told my mom. She was furious with me. My dad yelled up the stairs and told me to come down from my room. The minute I stepped off the last stair, my mom socked me in the jaw. It was like a knockout punch in boxing. I was on the fucking floor.
Now let me tell you, my mom never hit me before that, and never hit me after that. That was a complete shock. I tell you though... I never stole a fuckin thing again.
The same friend from my previous story did shoplift though. I helped him conseal things a couple of times.
I remember going to Toys 'R' Us one time and putting a cheat code magazine up the back of his jacket so he could steal it.
I did stuff I thought was clever but really was just stupid. Like when we would go to the movies, I always wanted to play the video games. Every single time, after my game would end, I would go to the customer service counter and tell them that the game took my money and make them let me play again. It worked every time.
The most daring thing I ever did was steal a game from Blockbuster. I think I was about 15 at the time.
I rented a game one time for the Super Nintendo, and for the life of me cannot remember which one it was, but I liked it a lot. For Christmas that year, my mom had bought me the Crash Dummies game, but I despised it. So.. I switched the labels on the games and sent Crash Dummies back to Blockbuster.
Only thing is... my brother liked Crash Dummies. He went to play it later in that evening and found out what I had done. So the little fucker told my mom. She was furious with me. My dad yelled up the stairs and told me to come down from my room. The minute I stepped off the last stair, my mom socked me in the jaw. It was like a knockout punch in boxing. I was on the fucking floor.
Now let me tell you, my mom never hit me before that, and never hit me after that. That was a complete shock. I tell you though... I never stole a fuckin thing again.