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Gonzo, you're jewish.
I have a jew question for you.

Do you have barmitzfah's [sp?] for boys AND girls?
I ask because I thought ti was only held for boys but I'm not jewish so..
I ask because my wife works for an eye doctor who is supposedly a woman but my bride swears its a man in drag.

Today, the doctor let it slip about "her" bahmitzfah.

Do they have these for girls to and if so, does it go by a different name?

boys have a BaRmitzvah at 13 when they become men (aka when they can cum)

girls have a BaTmitzvah at 12 when they become women (aka when uncle moishe has to start pulling out)

fuck. so "her" true original sexual make up remains a mystery.
this is starting to become an obsession. it's like an episode of SNL's "Pat"

I didnt have a bat mitzvah....it is a fairly new entity and wasn't popular in the 60's when i was 12.

anyway my brother did have a big bar mitzvah and ive had bar mitzvah envy ever since.