Here's to Customer Service...Suckin MY Dick

[diceisgod]

No, not civil at all. Btw here's one of the 7-8 autoreplies I got in my inbox, all the same, all from <!-- e --><a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a><!-- e -->.

They say:

Dear Customer:

This is to notify you that your information has been successfully placed.

Sincerely,

Virginia Beaver

I say:

Hey Virginia Beaver, put down the lipstick & get your little beaver over to
the little computer teminal and look at my countless emails. Attend to them
and get back to me to confirm. I doubt anyone will ever see any of these
messages, but I hope someday someone does. Further when they do finally, I
hope it's during a difficult time in their life, I hope they then cry, and I
hope they then commit suicide in a truly fittingly horrible fashion.

XOXOXOX