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[diceisgod]

Diana - Since we're on this bonding & sharing trip and to pick up on how much of a lunatic closet stalker I am, I dive a little deeper into the obsure among the EEPs and for your benefit & practical purposes this is as deep as I'll go then we'll get back to what is typically, univerally considered as nice looking pussy wussy. I promise this recommendation will not be another off-tangent, psychological profile nor a dense, reflective piece on the intricacies of social interaction. One can make their own assessment in that regard without too much difficulty in just reading this, it's content, and all the other crap I threw up on this board lately. No, whereever all this is clearly pointing on the psycholoigical level, this will be more of technical, intructive, and even criminal one. That is, it could be a blessing for those that like to collect these small, somewhat obscure porn clips & scenes or just see how clever they can be in ripping off a pr0n site (if it is in fact wrong in the internet criminal law sense). I include three links which constitute the only known galleries in existence of this chick, Diana. On her briefly, she's got that almost witch-like face which is closer to my waitress friend discussed above than Aubrie's. Thats it on my why's. Despite, she's got almost perfect skin/body though, could use a tan and maybe those tits could be a little closer together, but on my scale she's hot, a good soloist. As for the f-grade that is TBD and my project, homework for you in exchange for the following potentially valuable information which you can parlay into GIGS of free porn if you want (not quality but variety is good). Here she is - 6 clips per page, maybe a couple dubs but a very generious site that is either not extremely websmaht or just as apathetic:

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In regard to Diana, she's no where else on the net other than here and listed among the thumbs of these two main sites: solmov.com & porgirls.com - basically the same sites but with diff names. Thats how I learned her name. Back on point, those so inclined and with sufficient cleverness can score perhaps thousands of clips of 100's of such perfomances given by 100's of different chicks - actually all genre's not just solo. To start and set you on your way if interested, given the information in the links above as well as taking note of the file names on each respective site of Diana's free 15 sec clips (one being 1.wmv, the other being 36.wmv,etc, for example - I just did the thinking right there), you can turn these 15-18 random clips of Diana here into 43 and then even arrange them such that you have a nice continuous little montage of this particular solo performance. With this in mind, take a look at the various sections of the urls above, ie their directories and their structure and their naming convention. This leads to the Following Logic (<<like that one?)

PATTERNS + SEQUENCES + the Find/Replace function in Notepad + Trial-error (100's of possible permutations) = lay of the land of that site = access to the lot of their entire pron library,

Though most clips are similarly 15 sec or not much more, I like even though certain sections you may wish you didn't have access. That's it really. As for homework: if you see this bitch Diana (or whoever she is) out of the context of this vid montage you are to post or pm the link to me. I've been on the look out and have almost reached the point where I say there is no other. OK and one more thing I need to mention because it's just so damn funny (or distrubing if you will). You might be thinking, how the hell does this schmuck know she is an EEP? Maybe she's from fuckin Kansas? Well, look at the what she's reading, take an arbitratry word which I'll guarantee will make no sense on the surface and google it. The one I did, led me to believe it's Russian, actually Czech, you I kill you.

As these reviews continue to progress or rather spiral, we're headed to the final episode perhaps being a live webcam review that will end with me jerking off to my ONE special EEP & what gooch likes to call "a bullet through the head". Enjoy & stay tuned!