Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew)

[diceisgod]

I'm most looking forward to the crushing letdown which will ensu when you find out that the thing you've been pinning your hopes to in order to lift you up out of your most recent doldrums falls to pieces, and you don't get the job.

I knew I liked you for a reason. That cunt hasn't totally lobotomized your balls I see.