The Cellphone - and the rude

[diceisgod]

Ever go out with a chick and during the whole evening she's yammering away on a cellphone for what seems like most of the evening? Bitch, turn it off before I slap it out of your hands and smash it against your fucking head. You're with me now. Tell your boyfriend, he'll understand. And tell your mom that if she calls here again I'm gonna stop by her house and throw one into her when I'm done. The nerve of some people. Sheesh.