06-07-2003, 07:51 PM
:Mike Piazza walks back inside pizzeria. He has a fake mustache on:
Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?
izzamaker:
We don't serve faggot Met players here.
iazza:
How did you know?
izzamaker:
You're wearing a fake mustache.
iazza:
Howd you know it was fake?
izzamaker:
Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.
iazza walks out of pizzeria:
Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?
izzamaker:
We don't serve faggot Met players here.
iazza:
How did you know?
izzamaker:
You're wearing a fake mustache.
iazza:
Howd you know it was fake?
izzamaker:
Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.
iazza walks out of pizzeria: