how many of you have broken a bone - when the weather changes it hurts

[Maynard]

I thought I broke my dick once. My last girlfriend was on top, and she started bucking really wildly, and came down on it hard as hell. I was sore and bruised of a little over a week.

I know I know, there's no bone in there, but it IS called a boner right?

Then Grump said

I broke my junk once spankin a batch - does that count?

Get your own jokes midget!