It's 5:45.....

[Maynard]

My cock broke.

Blame it on Alkey.

Yeah, he uses his teeth.


My, what a lovely ass you've got there missy. Wanna take his place?

Wouldn't that ruuuuuin your reputation, Maymay.

Sorry for giving you the "wood syndrome" but, I have no plans of changing my pic. :p

Reputations never seem to be based on truth around here.

WEll, except in your case. You really DO have a great ass.