02-20-2002, 02:27 PM
Quote:Hey Doc, why did you change your sig to Christmas colors? Are you celebrating a few months late?
Well, since Chinese New Year was just a few days ago, I thought Chinese Christmas was just a week before that and I'm all festive and shit about it
I've also given three people herpes this week, so I'm just in that giving kind of spirit
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.