Maynard is a dick - Like you didn't already know...

[Maynard]

I told her to be herself. I don't for the life of me remember why. But that's what I said. Well, at least that's what she claims I said.



And Gonzy, you keep bringing up that promised BJ. You've been doing it for years. Truth is, I think you're afraid to show me your penis. Aren't you.