04-07-2002, 07:16 PM
Sarcasm is so last year. Self pity is the new sarcasm. I wish I didn't suck so much and knew how to pull it off.
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</center><center>How the fuck did I get the key?</center><center>And I promise to never plan another party again.</center>
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