04-11-2002, 03:42 PM
<center>12 Days of Yaksmas
On the 1st day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
A nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 2nd day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
2 jars of spit
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 3rd day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
3 used bandages
2 jars of spit, & a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 4th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
4 stay-put socks
3 used bandages, 2 jars of pttt
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 5th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
5 golden hairballs
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 6th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
6 Yaks a shaven
5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages,
2 jars of spit, & a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 7th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
7 logs a logging
6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks,
3 used bandages, 2 yars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 8th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
8 loaves a toastin'
7 logs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair yuk
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On the 9th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
9 cobs a cornin'
8 loaves a toastin', 7 logs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven,
5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks,
3 you-know-what, no I don't
& one of these stuck to one of those
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On the 10th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
10 leeches leeching
9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin', 7 dogs a logging,
6 Yaks a shaven, 5 um um horf!, this song never ends,
where's your spirit, Ren?, 2 jars of hkkk,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 11th day of Yaksmas Sven he sent to me
11 bags of litter
10 leeches leeching, 9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin',
7 dogs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 ahhh,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 12th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
12 reruns running
But you keep on watching
10 leeches leeching, 9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin',
7 dogs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 1st day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
A nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 2nd day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
2 jars of spit
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 3rd day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
3 used bandages
2 jars of spit, & a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 4th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
4 stay-put socks
3 used bandages, 2 jars of pttt
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 5th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
5 golden hairballs
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 6th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
6 Yaks a shaven
5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages,
2 jars of spit, & a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 7th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
7 logs a logging
6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks,
3 used bandages, 2 yars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 8th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
8 loaves a toastin'
7 logs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair yuk
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On the 9th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
9 cobs a cornin'
8 loaves a toastin', 7 logs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven,
5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks,
3 you-know-what, no I don't
& one of these stuck to one of those
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On the 10th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
10 leeches leeching
9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin', 7 dogs a logging,
6 Yaks a shaven, 5 um um horf!, this song never ends,
where's your spirit, Ren?, 2 jars of hkkk,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 11th day of Yaksmas Sven he sent to me
11 bags of litter
10 leeches leeching, 9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin',
7 dogs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 ahhh,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 12th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
12 reruns running
But you keep on watching
10 leeches leeching, 9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin',
7 dogs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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