04-12-2002, 05:51 PM
Quote:Speaking of short and fat - how is your dear old retarded grandmother?
She's still learning how to walk again. I don't know how you convinced her to cram a espresso machine and eight rolls of saran wrap up there, but it took quite a big shoehorn to get it out
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.