04-25-2002, 04:20 PM
Dear Boss:
I can't take it any more! Your stupifying management style and ridiculous lack of money have forced me to take action. Despite my record-setting abilities and trend setting time spent in the bathroom you have never promoted me. As of today, I utterly and completely resign from this mind-numbing coma of a job, to pursue a more lucrative and personally fulfilling career as a street mime.
This company has been fungus-like and scary for me and I will miss none of my fellow slaves and friends. I want to ignore you one last time. I'll never forget how little I was paid. This has been the utter low point of my career.
Sincerely,
MF
I can't take it any more! Your stupifying management style and ridiculous lack of money have forced me to take action. Despite my record-setting abilities and trend setting time spent in the bathroom you have never promoted me. As of today, I utterly and completely resign from this mind-numbing coma of a job, to pursue a more lucrative and personally fulfilling career as a street mime.
This company has been fungus-like and scary for me and I will miss none of my fellow slaves and friends. I want to ignore you one last time. I'll never forget how little I was paid. This has been the utter low point of my career.
Sincerely,
MF
<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>