Someone broke into my house tonight..

Goatweed · 02-06-2005, 08:54 PM

maybe it was an inside job.

where was Baker?

GonzoStyle · 02-06-2005, 10:18 PM

yeah 200 bucks a month is too much to protect your most important asset, i'm amazed you atleast have insurance.

Jack · 02-07-2005, 12:41 AM

That would have just covered the 2 doors. No motion sensors, no windows, just doors.

The base plan to get all the windows on the ground level, the 2 doors, and a motion sensor in the basement to cover those couple of small windows would run me about 500 a month.

GonzoStyle · 02-07-2005, 12:43 AM

Put a leash on baker and sit him by the door.

Hoon · 02-07-2005, 03:41 AM

If there's no forced entry then the list of suspects narrows significantly.
It doesn't take an FBI agent to figure out you need to look at those with keys to your house.

Especially those dumb enough to have keys to your house, raid it, then not have the intelligence to stage a break in.

Galt · 02-07-2005, 05:03 AM

How about paying about $50 once to put multiple locks on your doors/windows and actually MAKING SURE YOU USE THEM.

Keyser Soze · 02-07-2005, 02:45 PM

arpi wins

GonzoStyle · 02-07-2005, 04:07 PM

I hope the prize was death or a banning from cdih.

Arpikarhu · 02-07-2005, 04:53 PM

yuck yuck

Hybrid · 02-07-2005, 06:38 PM

i snuck inside in bakers lunchbox and locked the door on my way out

Keyser Soze · 02-07-2005, 06:49 PM

if i ever entered bakers lunchbox, i fear i would never be able to leave.

2 tired 2 give N F · 02-07-2005, 07:16 PM

You'd be able to leave...but you'd probably end up trapped inside his stomach...

Arpikarhu · 02-08-2005, 12:12 AM

we will all wait while you edit that post to something funny...................................

Kid Afrika · 02-10-2005, 01:01 AM

I warned you guys a long time ago about posting your christmas wish lists. It just tells me exactly whose house to break into and for what.

Arpikarhu · 02-10-2005, 02:10 AM

i dont care what they all say, you havent lost a step. ugh.

Hoon · 02-10-2005, 02:23 AM

I bet Jack wouldn't be so pissed if the burgler were kind enough to leave behind a pair of their soiled underwear for masturbation material.

Jack · 02-10-2005, 04:21 AM

we will all wait while you edit that post to something funny...................................

Goatweed · 02-10-2005, 03:01 PM

it was funnier whan Arpi used it...

Black Lazerus · 02-10-2005, 04:37 PM

1. I bet jack didn't lock his doors
2. check with Brinks Home security systems i have one and it doesn't cost 200 bucks a month
3. if you did lock your doors i suggest that you change your locks and buy a gun... cause they will be back for another easy score.

GonzoStyle · 02-10-2005, 08:01 PM

Goatweed Wrote:it was funnier whan Arpi used it...

Nothing is funny when arpi uses it.