I had a near death experience...

Mad · 03-02-2005, 10:44 PM

Near death means you see the white light. Not just watching random mayhem.

The Sleeper · 03-02-2005, 11:37 PM

Apprently God likes Jack more than the thousands that die everyday.

diceisgod · 03-03-2005, 01:07 AM

DUDE I WAS THINKING THAT IF I STEPPED IN FRONT OF THAT BUS BACK THERE I'D BE DEAD RIGHT NOW, OH LOOK A RANDOM WEATHER EVENT, PRAISE JESUS!!

Arpikarhu · 03-03-2005, 01:17 AM

crx girl Wrote:one day i was running late as i set off to work. there were a bunch of ambulances and cops pulling up to the corner down the block. as i go around the corner i see a car has slammed into the building there, hard enough that the front corner of the car is crunched into nothing. if i'd left on time i woulda been walking there 5 minutes earlier when the car hit the wall. that did not make me believe in god.

always trying to make the conversation about you. selfish cunt!

HedCold · 03-03-2005, 02:59 AM

i said a prayer before and when i went outside i didn't see a rainbow. he must of ignored me Sad

Jack · 03-03-2005, 03:00 AM

Mad Wrote:Nobody killed, nobody injured, no story.

Next time you write about a near death experience, please have one.

Actually,

I went to get some stuff from my car this evening.

While I was there, I was chatting with the attendant at the impound lot. Apparently the father of the girl who hit me had called earlier that day to let them know to junk the car. He told them that she had broken her back in at least 3 maybe as many as 6 places and had also fractured her pelvis.

I took a look at the car while I was there as it was next to mine (I didn't get much of a chance to look at it out on the highway) and the seat was so compressed that there was about 4 inches between the areas that curve around your back for support (Bucket seats)

I feel sorry for that poor girl.

Mad · 03-03-2005, 03:12 AM

Did she die on the table too?

Goatweed · 03-03-2005, 03:33 AM

but was she hot?

Danked · 03-03-2005, 03:42 AM

It was nice of you to get out and help, Jack. Very commendable of you.

I had a situation yesterday morning where the front right wheel of a van in front of me on an offramp flew off and continued rolling up the hill. He managed to hug the left shoulder and come to a stop on those three wheels. I figured since the car hadn't flipped over and wasn't on fire I should just continue on to work as I was late. I'm sure he had a cellphone. Everyone does nowadays.

drusilla · 03-03-2005, 03:59 AM

last sunday night the snow driving home from mountain creek was so bad that a normal 70 minute trip took over 3 hours. for most of rte 515 i was driving about 10 miles an hour like an old woman cause i coudln't more than 5 feet in front of me. i slowly drove past a few accidents on my way home, but i could barely see anything aside from the lights of the ambulances.

jack was lucky though, that night a couple from queens stopped to help some lady who got into an accident on the LIE when another chick driving by slammed into the good samaritans killing one of them.

and dig just made me laugh out loud in a study hall where its all quiet. people looked at me.

Galt · 03-03-2005, 04:19 AM

Some girl asked me where 43rd street was today (I was on 42nd) and I told her. And she wasn't even attractive.

We all do our good deeds. Some people just don't flaunt them. Maybe God was sending you a message to be a bit more humble, Jack.

HedCold · 03-03-2005, 05:05 AM

some guy pointed to my schools campus center, and he asked, "is that the campus center"

i said "yea it is," and he thanked me

true story

Sir O · 03-03-2005, 05:47 AM

I held a fart in in a crowded deli. I waited til I got outside.

drusilla · 03-03-2005, 06:06 AM

george farted on the 7 train on a very hot night while we were stuck in a tunnel. that wasn't very nice of him. especially when he tried to play it off like it was someone else.

TheGMANN · 03-03-2005, 06:11 AM

That was funny.

It was 90 degrees on the train and it was crowded as hell. The train was running really really slow. I tried to time the fart with the time it would take for us to exit, but alas the train wasnt moving fast enough and we got caught in the blast. It really stunk too.

You beleived me when I denied it too.

crx girl · 03-03-2005, 09:01 AM

drusilla Wrote:george farted on the 7 train on a very hot night while we were stuck in a tunnel. that wasn't very nice of him. especially when he tried to play it off like it was someone else.

is that why the 7 is all delayed lately?

and yes arpi, it is all about me. the sooner you realize that the better.

IrishAlkey · 03-03-2005, 10:09 PM

I wiped my ass after I took a shit today.

OAS · 03-03-2005, 10:38 PM

Awww look at Alkey, he is begining to evolve!

IrishAlkey · 03-03-2005, 10:41 PM

*throws poo*

crx girl · 03-04-2005, 10:49 AM

congrats. teach your baby girl how to do that too