I thought it was a joke

GonzoStyle · 10-25-2005, 04:36 PM

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Daniel's learning about Area 51 in social studies. He has no idea what the Declaration of Independence was about and thinks George Washington drank lots of beer at Valley Forge before the battle.

I'd complain about the teacher, but it's so fucking funny I'm willing to let him have a throw away year.

That's not surprising at all, i've had arguments with college grads over the number of states and they swore it was 52 and the other said 47.

HedCold · 10-25-2005, 04:43 PM

i've posted this before, but,
when my niece was 6 i think, we went to florida and she asked me "are we still in america, i don't want to leave america since this is the only country thats free"
apparently her teacher told her that. thats the only weird thing i've ever heard from her though

GonzoStyle · 10-25-2005, 04:53 PM

I had a teacher tell us one time that if we didn't do our homework that we'd have some small insect dropped into our ears and it would eat away our brains and we'd die. This was like 2nd grade, she got replaced mid-year for some reason. It might have been the time when she said that we'd all be taken from our parents and put into slave camps if we didn't have perfect attendance.

Goatweed · 10-25-2005, 09:08 PM

it sounds like she was a Star Trek fan.

GonzoStyle · 10-26-2005, 02:05 AM

trekkies are the worst.

diceisgod · 10-26-2005, 02:25 AM

the second one was the best

GonzoStyle · 10-26-2005, 02:47 AM

if by best you mean not as shitty as the others, then yes.

Goatweed · 10-26-2005, 03:19 AM

the second one had the bug that goes in the ear & eats the brain.

HedCold · 10-26-2005, 03:24 AM

geek test!

GonzoStyle · 10-26-2005, 07:01 PM

20 years later I finally know where she got that from, thanks trekkie losers.

Goatweed · 10-26-2005, 08:18 PM

np

GonzoStyle · 10-26-2005, 11:13 PM

you and dig should square off at medieval times.

diceisgod · 10-26-2005, 11:19 PM

star trek rules

GonzoStyle · 10-26-2005, 11:21 PM

the original series was ok but after the bastardized 97 different shows that followed along with horrible movies, it's lost any interest.

Goatweed · 10-27-2005, 01:34 AM

next gen was good, or got really good after 2 years but was rushed off the air to make movies 'cause Kirk & company were getting way too old.

DS9 was the best of the new-era series, and still holds up to this day, it was darker and much grittier. And characters actually died!

Voyager sucked. The end.

Enterprise was a really good idea that didn't happen until the last season, which by then noone really gave a fuck anymore.

GonzoStyle · 10-27-2005, 01:46 AM

It jumped the shark when kirk fucked the negro bitch.

Goatweed · 10-27-2005, 05:12 AM

that fucker scored so much alien ass, it was sick!

Keyser Soze · 10-27-2005, 05:40 AM

nerds!!!

GonzoStyle · 10-27-2005, 03:23 PM

got hack an xbox!

Keyser Soze · 10-27-2005, 03:29 PM

Quote:got hack an xbox!

got fuck yourself!