Harry potter selling vibrators to kids - The conservatives are up in arms

Arthur Dent · 09-09-2002, 05:50 PM

Quote:Cause I'm a lonely Jew on Christmas.

Then you should have asked Hounika Harry.

OAS · 09-09-2002, 05:50 PM

It must suck to be a Jew.

Doc · 09-09-2002, 06:07 PM

Quote:Hounika Harry.

It must suck worse to spell everything phonetically. Does it really toss your cookies if I tell you it can be spelled starting with the letter 'C'?

Black Lazerus · 09-09-2002, 06:13 PM

Stupid sensitive Jews.

Gooch · 09-09-2002, 06:21 PM

hey, at least we jews took care of that crackpot, jesus. Couple nails, two pieces of wood...goodbye annoying messiah.

Arthur Dent · 09-09-2002, 06:24 PM

Quote:Does it really toss your cookies if I tell you it can be spelled starting with the letter 'C'?

That's why I prefer christianity. they use english.

Doc · 09-09-2002, 06:24 PM

No shit.

It's taking the combined armed forced of the United States to kill Osama bin Laden, and all it took for the Jew to kill Jesus was a dude with a hammer

Arthur Dent · 09-09-2002, 06:26 PM

Quote:and all it took for the Jew to kill Jesus was a dude with a hammer

You mean the might and authority of the Roman Empire? :poke:

See, the ITALIANS killed Jesus. That's why they're so religious.

Edited By Arthur Dent on Sep. 09 2002 at 2:27

Doc · 09-09-2002, 06:27 PM

Nope, just a hammer

If the Italians did it, the Shroud of Tourin would have been a checkered tablecloth with marinara stains

Edited By Doc on Sep. 09 2002 at 2:29

OAS · 09-09-2002, 06:32 PM

If I had a hammer.........

PollyannaFlower46 · 09-09-2002, 07:00 PM

I'd hammer in the morning....

(Damn you OAS)

Tenbatsuzen · 09-09-2002, 07:05 PM

Thread hijack status = successful.

Doc · 09-09-2002, 07:12 PM

Captain Obvious to the rescue