Sit on Santa's Lap - And tell him what you want for Christmas

Peachy · 11-25-2002, 03:01 AM

Dear Santa Claus...if that is your real name...

I want:
<ul>that transfer to Pittsburgh I've been trying to get
an air conditioner in my car that works
Triple H's retirement
a new VCR
a bigger TV
a PS2
an extra $5,000 in my checking account
an extra $10,000 in my savings account
spoo
</ul>

JerseyThunder · 11-25-2002, 03:21 AM

Dear elf touching, deer raper,

I would like the following:

Corvette Z06
Corvette 50th Anniversery coupe and convertible
Electron blue corvette coupe and convertible
2002 Camaro Z28 SS coupe w/ t-tops and 6 speed manual tranny one in silver and one in navy blue metallic
GMC Yukon Denali
Cadillac Escalade EXT in blue metallic

Free gas and car insurance for life on all cars as well as the house and property.

10,000 sq ft house and a garage big enough to house above cars and one harley v-rod
1000 acres of land for above house

PS2 with GTA3, VC

Nvidia Gforce 4 128MB DDR video card

Two feet of snow

The Giants to get a real QB and make the playoffs

for Jerry Fallwell and Pat Robertson to both die.

For Vince McMahon to regain his sanity and for Kurt Angle to get the push he so richly deserves!!

Quote:- 50 ft rj-45 cable

I could help ya out with that one. Easy to make but why so long of a run?

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Arpikarhu · 11-25-2002, 03:45 AM

Quote:so submit your list here

a gretch jet boy with humbucker pick-ups

OAS · 11-25-2002, 04:17 AM

Quote:Dear Santa Claus...if that is your real name...

Well it's really Kristopher Kringle. But it's kind of hard to get any respect from the ladies when you are named after a Danish pastry. :crackhead:

Hey Ladi · 11-25-2002, 04:28 AM

Kruller?

Sloatsburgh · 11-25-2002, 05:59 PM

I want a P266 with 64Kb Ram, 6 Mb Hard Drive, DOS or Win 95 installed, Cd Drive, sound card, and a trustmaster Pro Joystick.

Gooch · 11-25-2002, 06:02 PM

Quote:For Vince McMahon to regain his sanity and for Kurt Angle to get the push he so richly deserves!!

This will be happening after he gets his knee scoped. 2003 will be his year, it's already planned.

Maynard · 11-25-2002, 07:03 PM

I want this.

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drusilla · 11-25-2002, 07:05 PM

i want a new tv to make up for the one that i dropped 4 feet to the floor.

it's got to be a big tv/vcr/dvd combo jammy.

who wants to buy it for me?

Gooch · 11-25-2002, 07:07 PM

I want...

- A new Dell P4

- Band of Brothers DVD set

- 24 1st season DVD

- A Spiderman DVD (*ahem*)

- Glengarry Glen Ross : special edition DVD

- Attack of the Clones DVD

- NHL 2K3: xbox

- Jedi Outcast II: xbox

- Kurt Cobain Memiors

PollyannaFlower46 · 11-25-2002, 08:58 PM

Well the main thing I want for Christmas isn't something that can be bought, so I'll keep that one to myself, but material wise, I'd like:

- A car, don't really care what kind it is, but one still under warranty would be nice.

- New clothing, boots, and lingerie

- Tuition money

OAS · 11-26-2002, 01:54 AM

Damn, there are a lot of spoiled kids here. What ever happened to the plain old a doll or a truck or a bike or puppy? Santa is going to go broke with you greedy bastards.

Jack · 11-26-2002, 02:00 AM

Oh yeah.. I almost forgot:

1 small tropical island. This cold weather shit sucks.

Sweet Angel · 11-26-2002, 02:48 AM

Quote:Damn, there are a lot of spoiled kids here. What ever happened to the plain old a doll or a truck or a bike or puppy? Santa is going to go broke with you greedy bastards.

I already have 2 dogs and a cat. I'd rather have the stuff on my list. :-p

Peachy · 11-26-2002, 02:56 AM

Quote:Damn, there are a lot of spoiled kids here. What ever happened to the plain old a doll or a truck or a bike or puppy? Santa is going to go broke with you greedy bastards.

OK... I want a doll stuffed with fifties, a truck with a pile of hundreds in the back, a bike that's made of solid gold, and a puppy that poops diamonds.

That better? :-D

Hey Ladi · 11-26-2002, 02:58 AM

I could go for a puppy Santa ..... to go in my new Apt you're going to bring me :bouncer: :loveya:

OAS · 11-26-2002, 03:43 AM

Quote:to go in my new Apt you're going to bring me

Does Santa get regular visits down the chimmney? :fucking:

PollyannaFlower46 · 11-26-2002, 03:50 AM

Hey I said what I really want doesn't cost a thing...but then I had to ask for something Santa could give me. :-)

Hey Ladi · 11-26-2002, 03:51 AM

:-o Mommy Mommy Santa tried to feel me up!

LZMF1 · 11-26-2002, 04:04 AM

Quote:Case of Raspberry Lambic

lindeman's or liefman's raspberry lambic ale? also, did you want a case of 375ml or 750ml bottles?