Attention Smokers - Report in

[Paper Boy]

Smoker here. 2 packs a day. i love every single drag i take and if the people around me don't like it, that makes it so much nicer.

[LyricalGomez]

I laugh at you smokers

You are paying to kill yourselves

[Maynard]

I too have willpower. Every drug I've ever tried has been by choice.

[Galt]

what's the other option? Someone tied you down and forced you?

[LyricalGomez]

I laugh at you and your craving for cancer sticks

If only there was an emoticon to represent what I am doing now

Oh wait, there is

:rofl:

[Sweet Angel]

dirty teeth, rough skin and the stench of death wafting from your very pores

I'm picturing Gomez sitting at the computer with cold cream on his face, whitening strips on his teeth, candles burning...oh yeah, and probably with a fancy manicure.

EDIT: Yes, I smoke, but I'm going to try to quit, because it really is a nasty, disgusting habit.



Edited By Sweet Angel on 1048463125

[LyricalGomez]

The massive amounts of women I sleep with all seem to like my manicure as well as my well moisturized skin.

[Sweet Angel]

Did I say there was anything wrong with it? No...I just said that was the mental image I had. :-D











sissy :-p

[LyricalGomez]

My teeth are so beautiful and white they blind those who are not ready to behold their sheer beauty

[Sweet Angel]

That's a beautiful thing. Amazingly enough, my teeth are pretty white, as well.

[LyricalGomez]

I bet they are covered with a thick yellow film from all your smoke inhaling devices

[Sweet Angel]

Nope, they're not. What's a "smoke inhaling device"?

[LyricalGomez]

Stop peddling me your lies death stick dealer

[Sweet Angel]

You know what though? You're right. I could save a ton of money if I quit.

[LyricalGomez]

It is the secret to my success

Not smoking enables me to enjoy the finer things in life

[Galt]

like weed?

[Sweet Angel]

You want to pay for a prescription for me to get Zyban?

[LyricalGomez]

I enjoy the theatre, fine wine and dining, and legions of women

And all because I can say no to a little stick full of tobaccy

[PatCooper]

I've been smoking for 16 years and i feel fucking fantastic. My teeth aren't yellow since i brush them. Yes i have tried to quit several times and lately im down to just a few a day.

[GonzoStyle]

As a fellow fat man let me say to you, we'll put down the cigarettes when you put down the hostess cup cakes tons of fun. Yellow teeth may not be attractive but neither are bitch tits and several chins, just supposed to have one.