ok people - i have to get ready for work

Goatweed · 05-14-2003, 07:59 PM

nah, he's an old dude too, moves real slow. Nice guy, though.

The Jays · 05-14-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:Is your mailman Newman?

:17:

Mad · 05-14-2003, 08:04 PM

I forgot there's a young-ins here. Jays go play with your Star Wars dolls, OK?

The Jays · 05-14-2003, 08:13 PM

... oh sweet fucking Christ... when will you fucking retards realize that cracks like this....

Quote:I forgot there's a young-ins here. Jays go play with your Star Wars dolls, OK?

ARE NOT FUNNY OR INSULTING IN ANY WAY. OMG, he said play with your Star Wars dolls! oh shit, let me jump out the window. LET ME SHOOT MYSELF, I AM NOT A MAN, HE CALLED ME A CHILD! No, just stop writing anything on your computer, or if you are gonna write anything, don't make the mistake of letting others read what you have to say.

IrishAlkey · 05-14-2003, 08:14 PM

Huh?

IrishAlkey · 05-14-2003, 08:15 PM

I broke my woobie.

IrishAlkey · 05-14-2003, 08:15 PM

:7:

The Sleeper · 05-14-2003, 08:20 PM

:5:

The Jays · 05-14-2003, 08:22 PM

.... you best rock the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

Mad · 05-14-2003, 08:23 PM

To much sugar and caffeine today?

crx girl · 05-14-2003, 08:24 PM

did little jays miss his nappy poo

The Sleeper · 05-14-2003, 08:26 PM

actually i agree with jays 100%

crx girl · 05-14-2003, 08:28 PM

well, i'm off to work now, you kids be good. i expect plenty of reading material to entertain me when i get home.

kiss kiss

oh, and don't forget to wash your hands before dinner

HollywoodJewMoses · 05-14-2003, 08:29 PM

yeah.
me too.

The Jays · 05-14-2003, 08:29 PM

... no, my nappy poo went ahead as scheduled... I'm now here, with my half pint of milk, and my blankey, getting ready for story time. Today's story is about some dumb ass old people, who like to bitch about people who are younger than them and how the world was better when they were their age, and then they all get dumped in the ocean and eaten by sharks.

The Sleeper · 05-14-2003, 08:31 PM

or old people who think that what was barely witty in 1985 is still fucking hilarious in 2003. they should just shoot themselves.

The Jays · 05-14-2003, 08:34 PM

... no, those old people get eaten by sharks. I just spent my previous post summarizing the story for you guys, and Sleeper has to go and fucking suggest an alternate ending. IS NOTHING GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU??

Mad · 05-14-2003, 08:35 PM

I have never claimed to be witty or funny. I'll leave that to the professionals.

The Sleeper · 05-14-2003, 08:35 PM

can the sharks arm themselves with machine guns and shoot these lame-o's

The Jays · 05-14-2003, 08:37 PM

.... I think my kindergarten teacher would find that story too violent for us wee babies.