because i am gay and you are boring, A CONTEST!

GonzoStyle · 06-06-2003, 07:17 PM

We got plenty of soft porn for the nasty hassidics.

I love the ones who come in all the time asking if we rent VCRs. Cause they cant watch porn on their own. Nasty motherfuckers, bleh.

DGW · 06-06-2003, 07:28 PM

be kind
please rewind

Arpikarhu · 06-06-2003, 07:46 PM

gonzo, the contest is not for you to blab on and on about your work day. its for people to do a representational piece of work based on thier personal idea of your work day.

Suzie · 06-06-2003, 07:51 PM

Wait, I think I feel another Haiku coming:

Gonzo's Lament

All these fucking Jews!
No break for a cigarrette?
I need a new job.

Danked · 06-06-2003, 07:54 PM

I wasn't gonna contibute until you mentioned the interpretive dance thing. I've got a little routine worked out I call Gonzo's Dance of Despair and Disillusionment.

Arpikarhu · 06-06-2003, 07:57 PM

i know its early in the game but suzie is dominating!
one round of naked lunch this weekend and should could be the big winner

Suzie · 06-06-2003, 07:58 PM

How come I always have to take my clothes off before I can "win" something?

Arpikarhu · 06-06-2003, 08:03 PM

i dont know. we can discuss it during naked lunch tomorrow.

Suzie · 06-06-2003, 08:06 PM

come on. I spent a good 3-4 minutes composing the last one, counting out the syllables on my fingers....

Mad · 06-06-2003, 08:09 PM

Because naked and stoner hippie chicks just go together so well.

Ronin · 06-06-2003, 08:15 PM

ok, i am new at poetry since i wasn't an english major but try this haiku:

(person)Do you have Peaches?
(person)That is such a great movie.
(gonzo)You are a homo .

Arpikarhu · 06-06-2003, 08:22 PM

Quote:come on. I spent a good 3-4 minutes composing the last one, counting out the syllables on my fingers....

you can show me how you did it during naked lunch tomorrow

Suzie · 06-06-2003, 08:24 PM

will you be naked too?

GonzoStyle · 06-06-2003, 08:25 PM

Quote:All these fucking Jews!
No break for a cigarrette?
I need a new job.

suzie wins, I dont care what anyone else says.

without my whining she couldnt have composed such a masterpiece, so my madness had its merits sucmbag.

Mad · 06-06-2003, 08:28 PM

Quote:sucmbag.

Is that yiddish?

Ronin · 06-06-2003, 08:30 PM

Quote:
Quote:sucmbag.
Is that yiddish?

no, Native American..

hm, you suc'm bag.

GonzoStyle · 06-06-2003, 08:36 PM

scumbags

Arpikarhu · 06-06-2003, 09:34 PM

Quote:will you be naked too?

sure.

as to gonzo declaring suzie the winner. nope . first, he doesnt vote on this, and second, contest is open til midnight sunday.

PatCooper · 06-06-2003, 10:47 PM

He walk's into Blockbuster and braces self for the sonic assault. Soon he hears the sounds of the Blockbuster “advertainment” system, an audiovisual collage of Blockbuster gimmicks, self-promotions, bad music, and trailers from overhyped movies. Gets behind the counter and robotically greets the first customer he sees with that patented Blockbuster “hello” – a special kind of hello that means “Welcome to our store, since I won’t have much time for you once you’re in here, I better say something now to maintain the illusion of customer service.”

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Arpikarhu · 06-06-2003, 10:49 PM

Quote:a special kind of hello that means “Welcome to our store, since I won’t have much time for you once you’re in here, I better say something now to maintain the illusion of customer service.”

so very true, so very true indeed