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06-24-2003, 08:21 PM
She allegedly was impregnated by god with jesus but the woman was married at the time, to call her "virgin" is kinda silly. Unless Joseph wasn't handling his business.
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06-24-2003, 09:34 PM
She wasn't married when she got pregnant with Jesus, and therefore was in fact a virgin. The main reason she had to give birth in a manger, was the fact that if people knew she was pregs should would have gotten stoned, and so they had to leave.** After they got married, Joseph banged the snot out of her.
Try reading the new testament once in a while, heeb. **NOTE: The Bible is all bullshit
06-24-2003, 10:25 PM
the window in mass. is really killing my jesus on a tortilla business :-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
06-24-2003, 11:54 PM
If that window was in Philly someone would have thrown a rock through it by now.
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06-25-2003, 12:01 AM
especially if it wore a mets jacket
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
06-25-2003, 12:49 AM
are you sure it isn't the new absolute ad..... Absolute Divine?
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06-25-2003, 12:55 AM
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06-25-2003, 01:13 AM
Let's see...
God supposedly did the following... Created the world Created man Made light Impregnated Mary and gave "us" Jesus... Jesus... died for our sins turned water to wine... Moses parted the red sea... All these miracles and now signs from the gods are shown in frost on windows and dirt on walls? Religious people have got to be some of the most gullible people in the fucking world. Think not? Look into Scientology.
06-25-2003, 02:45 AM
She was engaged to joseph at the time of the conception, I apologize. So she gets knocked up during their engagement. How is that different from every other schumuck who marries a chick cause he knocked her up? Ofcourse in those days it was frowned upon to have pre-marital sex, so what better excuse than to say "hey, its the son of god and he'll be your king so ha!!!"
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06-25-2003, 03:04 AM
Quote:Ofcourse in those days it was frowned upon to have pre-marital sex, so what better excuse than to say "hey, its the son of god and he'll be your king so ha!!!"exactly. didn't they have one of these in jersey a couple years ago?
06-25-2003, 03:26 AM
How bout I knock you up and we tell eric its the son of god, think he'll be a sucker like joseph?
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06-27-2003, 04:31 AM
I dont see anything except a screenshot of the weather channel showing the western hemisphere on a plasma TV turned on It's side. But I'm just a dirty non-believer.
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