I am a little gunshy........

Ken'sPen · 07-02-2003, 05:09 PM

do not besmirch the beauty that is my Suzie.

DGW · 07-02-2003, 05:28 PM

another decline on the lunch invite?

Gooch · 07-02-2003, 05:58 PM

:banana: i never lose. :banana:

Ken'sPen · 07-02-2003, 06:21 PM

So I met Suzie for LUNCH today,
it was awesome,
she took me to the mens room stall,
pulled my pants down,
started playing with my ass.....

I was real excited till I found out she was stuffing cocaine filled condoms up my ass for me to mule to upstate NY.......

Gooch · 07-02-2003, 06:23 PM

Damn, that's one TOSSED salad. hope she was gentle. :32:

Danked · 07-02-2003, 06:23 PM

Would you say this was more tragic or less tragic than your love affair with Weird?

Ken'sPen · 07-02-2003, 06:26 PM

I dunno,
they both ended with me getting a condom load up the ass.......

Gooch · 07-02-2003, 06:27 PM

hopefully somebody poked a hole in the condom. :28:

Ken'sPen · 07-02-2003, 06:28 PM

hopefully it wasn't weird.

Gooch · 07-02-2003, 06:30 PM

i use them to stretch out my thumbs...maybe i weakened the lining.

Ken'sPen · 07-02-2003, 06:30 PM

I use Suzie much the same way.....

Suzie · 07-02-2003, 06:34 PM

here I was about to ask you to post your pic, but apparently we've met. just now. who knew?

Ken'sPen · 07-02-2003, 06:37 PM

I have a picture of me looking all suave and cool drinking a Pina Colada from a straw....
laying around here somewhere.......

Suzie · 07-02-2003, 06:41 PM

well post it!!!

By the way your ass is too Damn loose. You should look into tightening exercises.

Ken'sPen · 07-02-2003, 06:44 PM

HEY my cheeks is firm!

Gooch · 07-02-2003, 06:46 PM

k-gels, man, k-gels. tsk tsk tsk

Suzie · 07-02-2003, 06:46 PM

I was referring to the GIANT hole.

Ken'sPen · 07-02-2003, 06:47 PM

I am still recovering from a miscalculation called WeirdNJ.

Suzie · 07-02-2003, 06:49 PM

I shoulda guessed he had a humongous member.

Gooch · 07-02-2003, 06:51 PM

arpi is still walking lopsided.