Whitesnake makes the list and "Weird" Al Yankovic doesn't?
I call shenanigans
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
Add to Whitesnake's innovative songs the fact that David Coverdale never got his ass kicked by Tawny Kitaen, like Chuck Finley did, and that has to add 20-30 points more on their cool-o-meter
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Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
I laugh myself to sleep
It's my lullaby
It is a pretty brutal list. The Doors don't deserve to be on that list, nor do the Stones. Especially when they look at how many other bands were influenced by the Stones. Which they obviously didn't. Malmsteen?? Nahhh. Asia?? Nope. Primus?? Now I know these people at Blender are clueless. I dig Manowar, nothing wrong with having a gimmick in your music, like loincloths and refusing to use synths and stuff. Better than silly dancers backing you up and wearing one of those headset mikes. At one time they were the loudest band on earth, and I think they had a world record. Funny enough I found myself whistling the Leader of the band by Dan Fogelberg the other night for some strange reason.
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!