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[crx girl]

i thought it was gooch

[Keyser Soze]

replace shots with "fifths" and i think you might be on to something there.

[The Jays]

umm, what did I miss? Wheres the forum?

[Keyser Soze]

you didnt miss much.

[GonzoStyle]

It's final then

Jack is a cross between Gooch & Maynard.

[Jack]

Do the twinkies get caught in my goatee?

[GonzoStyle]

the humor proves it.

[The Sleeper]

:rofl:

[GonzoStyle]

I bet jack's busy fingerbanging some chick who came in for a computer repair and instead got a ride on the jack train!!!!

WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO

all while drinking home made whiskey from mugs he places in his beer hat.

[Hybrid]

or stocking the shelves with the new shipment of cd-r's

[Keyser Soze]

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[GonzoStyle]

Horsefeathers Hybrid, I bet Jack is walking around the store in a white dinner jacket like fuckin casablanca, smoking the finest cigars and drinking the best brandy....



















or the cd-r thing.

[Jack]

Nope. Fixing the shit the fuck-ups broke again.

[GonzoStyle]

fixin up the broken hearted women who can't find pleasure from all the geeks is what he means.

[Keyser Soze]

of all the two-bit office supply stores you had to come into mine.

[Jack]

Quit trying to make my exhistence glamorous.

Just stop.

Seriously.

I happen to enjoy my mundane exhistence. No worries, no stress.

[GonzoStyle]

like you don't dip into bakers paxil collection.

[Keyser Soze]

Life without risk isn't life at all.

[Jack]

If you have to live life on any sort of medication for an extended period of time, life isn't worth living.

[GonzoStyle]

lay that gem on Paxil Poppin Chub Chub.