Embarassing Confessions

diceisgod · 09-04-2003, 05:19 PM

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Doc · 09-04-2003, 05:29 PM

Goatweed Wrote:first WE and Oxygen, now this....

Wow, I really sound like half a fag

And my boss is thinking of moving me out to the plant near San Francisco...my sphincter doesn't stand a chance

Black Lazerus · 09-04-2003, 05:34 PM

I used to have a chipped tooth. (yes like nas gonz)
I used to be really skinny.

Danked · 09-04-2003, 05:36 PM

Having never met either, I went up to Brain at Hooters once and said "Hi, Brain."

It was Black Laz.

Black Lazerus · 09-04-2003, 05:51 PM

damn i thought you were joking

Danked · 09-04-2003, 05:51 PM

Oh... I was.......

diceisgod · 09-04-2003, 05:52 PM

I call every black guy I meet Juice.

Black Lazerus · 09-04-2003, 05:53 PM

don't worry most of you crackers look alike to me anyway.

Danked · 09-04-2003, 05:55 PM

I call every asian person I meet My Little Lotus Blossom.

Black Lazerus · 09-04-2003, 05:55 PM

also i liked jeepers creepers 2
and Freddy vs. Jason

Doc · 09-04-2003, 05:58 PM

I thought Waterworld was a decent movie

Danked · 09-04-2003, 06:01 PM

In high school Video Production class we had to reshoot a scene from a movie for one of our group projects.

I played Anthony Michael Hall in the Breakfast Club.

Black Lazerus · 09-04-2003, 06:04 PM

Wait... it was a good movie right...... mount everest dryland what a shocker

Danked · 09-04-2003, 06:29 PM

I may have mentioned this in another Confessions thread. I auditioned for Sleepers, not knowing it was about a bunch of kids that get touched by Kevin Bacon in a juvy detention center. All they told me was that DeNiro was in it.

Galt · 09-04-2003, 07:12 PM

did they touch you during the auditions?

Black Lazerus · 09-04-2003, 07:14 PM

Yeah they did and the only reason he's mad is because it was not bobby d who was going to touch him.

Danked · 09-04-2003, 07:18 PM

To be touched... by DeNiro...!!!

Do we all not aspire to such greatness?

Black Lazerus · 09-04-2003, 07:29 PM

We all know Bobby D. only likes the sisters.

Keyser Soze · 09-04-2003, 07:32 PM

i did a kung fu movie in tv productions class in high school, we dubbed it so our voices didnt match our lips. i played the emporer.

Danked · 09-04-2003, 08:03 PM

I bent my wookie.