Has my life come to this... - the dangers of drinking in Hoboken

Goatweed · 09-04-2003, 08:12 PM

how'd she get out of the cell?

Keyser Soze · 09-04-2003, 08:16 PM

i released her, i started getting central booking flashbacks.

Splatterpunk · 09-04-2003, 08:29 PM

It's very good to be back.

Doc · 09-05-2003, 12:09 PM

Splatterpunk Wrote:There was never any question, then. You just crave attention like the rest. Good reasons to despise humans: Exhibit 1.

I suppose humor is lost on you, chief

Keyser Soze · 09-05-2003, 02:06 PM

She sounds joyless and pretentious.

Splatterpunk · 09-05-2003, 02:18 PM

I'm not entirely joyless.

Doc · 09-05-2003, 02:23 PM

Neither is syphillis, but I wouldn't want to hang out with that for a while

Splatterpunk · 09-05-2003, 02:28 PM

What are the joys of syphilis?

Splatterpunk · 09-05-2003, 02:29 PM

Catching it?

Goatweed · 09-05-2003, 02:30 PM

I take joy in seeing others catch it.

Splatterpunk · 09-05-2003, 02:31 PM

You need new friends.

Keyser Soze · 09-05-2003, 02:32 PM

In that case, you're actually worse than syphillis.

Splatterpunk · 09-05-2003, 02:36 PM

Now you're just trying to hurt me.

Goatweed · 09-05-2003, 03:00 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:In that case, you're actually worse than syphillis.

like a bucket of AIDS?

Keyser Soze · 09-05-2003, 03:03 PM

norton jokes, rarely funny.

Goatweed · 09-05-2003, 03:17 PM

I wasn't going for comedy, it was a serious question.

Doc · 09-05-2003, 03:23 PM

Did I inadevertantly make this a golden age thread?

My bad

Keyser Soze · 09-05-2003, 03:29 PM

Quote:I wasn't going for comedy, it was a serious question.

liar

Goatweed · 09-05-2003, 03:37 PM

you're right - and Norton is pretty damn funny, thought the bucket of AIDS really isn't.

Keyser Soze · 09-05-2003, 03:40 PM

i agree