I had a sharp booger in my nose

[Splatterpunk]

Hurry up.

[Bland]

It had little hairs stuck in it from where I pulled it out. Still sorta stings.

[Galt]

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[Splatterpunk]

Butter works for that I heard.

[Bland]

That is a nose hair trimmer, not a booger puller. I fail to see its relevence

[Goatweed]

it would've trimmed the hair, most likely taking that pesky booger away as well.

[Splatterpunk]

Most likely choking on the booger you mean.

[Bland]

It would not have helped. I had to go 2 knuckles deep to get the troublesome little fucker.

[Splatterpunk]

All very disgusting.

[Bland]

It was so pointy that I bet any cop would have called it a class C weapon.

[The Sleeper]

It was so pointy that I bet any cop would have called it a class C weapon.

:rofl: GOOD ONE :rofl:

[Bland]

Your approval means so much.

[Galt]

you better not be fucking cracking wise. Sleeper's approval is worth it's weight in Copper.

And the nose hair trimmer would have...you know....trimmed the hair so the snot wouldn't have wrapped itself around the lenghty ones ripped them out of the nose.

[Bland]

I am cracking wise. Do something about it.
I doubt anyone who would write such an untelligible sentence as you just did isn't someone to worry about.

[IrishAlkey]

I'm just happy Sleeper learned to read.

[The Sleeper]

nah I'm still just guessing.

[Bland]

The Sleeper couldn't read? What a chump!

[IrishAlkey]

:17:

[The Sleeper]

more pictures, less words :thumbs-up:

[IrishAlkey]

>..<