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Hybrid · 09-10-2003, 03:09 PM

i saw a turtle in the road near my house walking home from school in 5th grade. then a school bus drove past and made a loud crunch/pop noise. so fucking grosse.

Doc · 09-10-2003, 03:09 PM

They're yummy on pizza

Goatweed · 09-10-2003, 03:12 PM

I had a friend who had turtles for pets, but they smelled like shit.

Danked · 09-10-2003, 03:19 PM

Yeah, we bought some baby turtles a few years ago from a chinese guy that was carting around a water bucket full of them. They're huge now and that tank requires major cleaning fairly often. One of them even escaped and got into my father's fish pond. Spent about two weeks in there before we were able to catch him. Took a bite out of almost all of the bigger fish in there.

Goatweed · 09-10-2003, 03:23 PM

I wanna buy a nice fishtank soon - I just gotta figure out where to put it.

Danked · 09-10-2003, 03:26 PM

If you have the drive and the patience for it, I think a fish pond is the way to go. It's nice and relaxing out there.

IrishAlkey · 09-10-2003, 03:41 PM

Maybe it was an infant with wings.

HedCold · 09-10-2003, 03:53 PM

i have this vision of owning a turtle and naming it dibs, so like when i leave the room i can put it in my seat and be like 'i have dibs on that chair'

IrishAlkey · 09-10-2003, 03:57 PM

After you achieve that dream, hang yourself.

Galt · 09-10-2003, 03:57 PM

I know someone who did that all the time. But instead of it being a turtle, it was a sweater

Doc · 09-10-2003, 03:59 PM

He named a sweater? You need new friends

HedCold · 09-10-2003, 03:59 PM

naming a sweater dibs is just silly :rollseyes:

Galt · 09-10-2003, 04:00 PM

Actually, instead of calling it dibs, she called it "I'll be right back"

Doc · 09-10-2003, 04:01 PM

I think you're lying. I don't believe you have any friends

Splatterpunk · 09-12-2003, 04:48 PM

Flamingo?

Splatterpunk · 09-12-2003, 04:52 PM

Cause the rare brown flamingos are carnivores and mean.

I saved a little bat once from getting stomped on in the street. When he finally got up in the air, we had a whole crowd watching & everyone was yelling "yay" then a big raven came & snatched him right out of the air. I cried bitter tears.

2 tired 2 give N F · 09-12-2003, 06:04 PM

Albatross?

Hottie · 09-12-2003, 07:05 PM

Splatterpunk Wrote:Cause the rare brown flamingos are carnivores and mean.

I saved a little bat once from getting stomped on in the street. When he finally got up in the air, we had a whole crowd watching & everyone was yelling "yay" then a big raven came & snatched him right out of the air. I cried bitter tears.

[nelson] HA HA![nelson]

Splatterpunk · 09-12-2003, 07:19 PM

Nelson must be a sadistic fuck. That sweet little bat as brown and wee. I cry to think of him still.

Hottie · 09-12-2003, 07:22 PM

Bats are creepy and they carry rabies. Little fuckers bite too. I'd have smushed him myself.

I had one get into my kitchen one time. I killed him too. :21: