In this thread.......

[Ken'sPen]

Gonzo would kill and eat you if I asked.

[Splatterpunk]

Hogtitties.

[Ken'sPen]

that is one attribute where you beat me.

[GonzoStyle]

how bout them yankees!!!!!

[Ken'sPen]

come on lover, tell her, tell her how it is....

[GonzoStyle]

you're married and she's gonna be married, please I am not one of those drag me along with false promises of love nitwits.

"Yeah baby, I swear I asked her for a divorce"

[Ken'sPen]

YOU BASTARD.
you run hot and cold, your mood swings are making me crazy.

[GonzoStyle]

cause I am obviously the woman and a lady always plays hard to get.

[Ken'sPen]

you may be the woman,

but you ain't no lady sugar britches.

[GonzoStyle]

don't touch me... stay away.

[Ken'sPen]

I thought I was home for a second there.

[GonzoStyle]

You had the key in the door, now you are keyless.

[Ken'sPen]

I meant you sounded like my wife,

oh gatekeeper.

[GonzoStyle]

well "key in the door" and "keyless" were metaphors to make you feel more at home.

[Ken'sPen]

just tell the bitch that you love me,
and my freshly shaven balls,
and we can move on from this ugliness.

[GonzoStyle]

I used to be your balls but now after such harsh tones, I dunno...

[Ken'sPen]

you have not yet heard harsh tones....

If I see you covorting with that trailer tramp again you might.

[crack hitler]

please keep up this drama, its distracting me from the wreckage that is my life.

[GonzoStyle]

Splatt has such pretty and smooove skin... oh so smoove.

[crack hitler]

your a lucky guy gonzo, i have heard many wonderful things about splat