I had a frightening dream last night

[The Jays]

Last night, I had a dream about this man in a red and green sweater. And he had these long fingernails. They were knives.

[Galt]

1. You dream that black people tell you what to do?
2. That's definitely a sign that you feel inferior
3. I don't have wet dreams anymore. I've found that I'll shoot in the dream but nothing in real life. I think it might have to do with a time last month when I dreamt I was falling, and then died, realized I was dead, and then woke up, but didn't die in real life. I broke the circle
3b. I've sometimes realized I was dreaming while in the dream, but and maybe controlled a bit, but then after that I forget. Since I'm half awake, I tend to realize those dreams most.

[crx girl]

I think it might have to do with a time last month when I dreamt I was falling, and then died, realized I was dead, and then woke up, but didn't die in real life. I broke the circle

that's happened to me more than a couple times

[Bloody Anus]

I was having a really weird dream a few days ago. Knowing I wouldn't remember it, I decided to write down what it was about. Then I fell back asleep, woke up and forgot that I had written anything down. Now, a few days later, I found the piece of paper and all that it says on it is:

home depot
ratchet set
box age lines (or square age lines; I drew a square)
free carvel
he-man baseball

Needless to say, I have no idea what this dream was about.

[Silera]

I hope to incorporate many of these images into my dreams tonight.

[2 tired 2 give N F]

I hope to incorporate you into my dreams tonight... :10:

[GonzoStyle]

I hope to incorporate you into my dreams tonight... :10:

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!

[2 tired 2 give N F]

You mock me?

[Black Lazerus]

I hope to incorporate you into my dreams tonight... :10:

Jays these are the lines you should use to pick up the chicks

[Keyser Soze]

not bad!

[The Sleeper]

I hope to incorporate you into my dreams tonight... :10:

good OAS parody post!

[Galt]

I had many a funny observation at this broad's memorial service today. I also wanted do the doubly-mean thing and grab her 9 month old infant son, and then spike him on the alter and do a touchdown dance.

[Mad]

I had a dream last night about J-lo and her sister and some other hot piece of ass. I woke up before I got to bang them!!! Damn me to hell!!!!

[The Jays]

Yeah, that was Ben Affleck. Good thing you punched out.

[GonzoStyle]

I had many a funny observation at this broad's memorial service today. I also wanted do the doubly-mean thing and grab her 9 month old infant son, and then spike him on the alter and do a touchdown dance.

You shoulda stabbed it with a fork

[2 tired 2 give N F]

And skull fucked it

[Galt]

That's just foolish. There were hundreds of people around, how would that even be possible? Way to take the joke too far.