im about to do something i mock people for

[Galt]

when you said, "I loved you in...." What was the movie? I'm going back and forth between True Romance and Very Bad Things. I think I would have said Very Bad Things. But Young Guns II was pretty cool. And obviously you have Pump Up the Volume, the Legend of Billy Jean.

[The Sleeper]

Heathers, duh

[Galt]

Heathers? Fag. Why not just say "Bed of Roses"

[The Sleeper]

you obviously haven't seen Heathers or you would not make such a comment

[Keyser Soze]

Heathers, cmon, thats a no brainer. Martha fucking dumptruck. That movie is a classic.

We played it cool though. We never even brought up movies the whole time, just bullshitted like normal people about our vacations and how fucking hot it was. They were staying at this ultra exclusive resort, the Ventanas. We actually contemplated staying there but its just ridiculously expensive. He recommended a good beach for surfing, since there are few places off the beach in cabo you can swim safely because the water is so rough. He was a real mellow, down the earth, genuinely nice guy. The only mention of his celebrity was when I told him my sister waited outside NBC studios like 15 years ago when he first did Saturday Night Live to meet him.

[The Sleeper]

Teen Suicide....Don't do it!

[Keyser Soze]

True Romance was actually pretty badass as well. The scene where Gandolfini beats the shit out of Patricia Arquette, who then winds up killing Gandolfini, is awesome.

[GonzoStyle]

i'll loan her some tits, you loan her some chin, galt.

[Keyser Soze]

thats what friends are for

[The Sleeper]

who cares about a girls chin?

[Keyser Soze]

i admire their evaluation attempts. whackbagkid thinks my gf is hot, thats all that matters.

[The Sleeper]

well he thinks lindsey lohan is hot too, so i dunno.

[Keyser Soze]

yeah you're right, this girl is obviously not attractive at all

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[Galt]

Lindsay Lohan is the most attractive redhead I've ever seen, including myself.

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She looks real good in the first picture. You should delete the second picture and burn any record of it.

[Galt]

"C" Cup? What did she bound them down with an ace bandage?

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[Keyser Soze]

baggy shirt and a tank top

[diceisgod]

I'd fuck her

[The Sleeper]

if you saw lindsey lohan without tons of makeup on the street, you'd think she's just average.

[HedCold]

what celebrity wouldn't you say that for?

plus i'd notice her boobs first

[The Sleeper]

Lindsay Lohan is the most attractive redhead I've ever seen, including myself.

the infamous redhead that keyser "fucked" is WAY hotter