You ever

[Mad]

What happened to joobies, she doesn't touch your wang any more?

its summer, so you can start with the "she's banging other guys at home" jokes

It's not a joke.

[The Jays]

What happened to joobies, she doesn't touch your wang any more?

its summer, so you can start with the "she's banging other guys at home" jokes

last night I had a dream I was still going out with my girlfriend from six years ago, and when I went over my friends house, I found her getting filled out like an application by my two best friends, and was gagging on cum.

[GonzoStyle]

Then you realized it wasn't a dream.

[The Jays]

:33:

[GonzoStyle]

Did I strike a nerve?

[The Jays]

The number one cause of the dissolution of my relationships is outisde dick suckage.

[GonzoStyle]

So how does the tissue thing work?

Get bloody anus to draw me a diagram.

[Mad]

The number one cause of the dissolution of my relationships is outisde dick suckage.

That blows.

[lush]

How does the sock thing work? Do you jerk off with the sock on your dick? Please elaborate

[GonzoStyle]

BARUM BUMP!!!

[The Sleeper]

I don't get it either!

[GonzoStyle]

I jerked off into the sock but then again I assumed thats how its done so I am not sure, I cant even figure out the tissue thing.

[The Sleeper]

Guys, a toilet is much bigger than a sock or tissue.

[lush]

I'm glad I don't have a dick and have to figure out a way to dispose of my kids

[The Jays]

1) Take sock out of drawer.
2) Remove pants.
3) Stretch sock over head.
4) Jerk off, aim at head.
5) Cum.
6) Remove sock from head.

Easy as pie.

[HedCold]

just put the tissue where you expect the stuff to land

[Mad]

I'm glad I don't have a dick and have to figure out a way to dispose of my kids

Yeah you just sleep on the wet spot.

[Galt]

I just wear a condom when I beat off. Then I don't have to touch any of my demon seed, it keeps my stamina up for when I get real sex, and the people at the drug store think I'm a stud and probably tell all of their single chick friends about me.

[GonzoStyle]

just put the tissue where you expect the stuff to land

Yeah but thats close to impossible, with trajectory and shit plus you concentrate on that and ruin the whole cumming process.

Plus you get that good jerk goin and no tissue is gonna hold, it'll be like a bullet tearing through it.

[lush]

I'm glad I don't have a dick and have to figure out a way to dispose of my kids

Yeah you just sleep on the wet spot.

Shower only