Haha very funny motherfucker!!!

[Rooner]

The big bad wolf aint blowing my house down, its all brick baby.

[GonzoStyle]

Well I take offense to the deviance part, I said it was an accident and I didn't do it on purpose and it isn't a recurring thing.

It happened once during sex and a couple times while masturbating, I dunno if its the gag of "suuuure its an accident" or people didn't thoroughly read it and assumed it's something I do cause I wanna cum on my own face or taste my own cum, I don't.

It was just a strange thing that actually disgusted me, mainly when I had to wipe cum off my face, so I just wanted to know if this ever happened to anyone else and it had.

I am amazed that after over 4 and a half years of me posting the most vile, sadistic and sexually disgusting posts ever that THIS was the straw that broke the camels back. I pretty much figured that nothing I could ever post would surprise or disgust anyone but I guess I was wrong and am now actually proud of the fact I can still sicken some people.

[Galt]

If I ever got cum on my face, I would boil it off. I wouldn't treat it as flippantly as you have.

It's gay and deviant.

[Galt]

I think a lot of your vile disgusting things you wrote were fake or exaggerated like about wanting to bang your mother and being a pedophile and other stuff you've written. So I dismiss it.

Because of the logical possibility of cumming on my face, I would never point my wang toward my chin when lying on my back and beating off. There is no way that the possibility didn't cross your mind when you were doing it, and the fact that you didn't intentionally lean over on your side is terribly vexing.



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[Hoon]

It could be worse.
It could be someone else's sperm.
Or fecies for that matter.

[GonzoStyle]

I think a lot of your vile disgusting things you wrote were fake or exaggerated like about wanting to bang your mother and being a pedophile and other stuff you've written. So I dismiss it.

Because of the logical possibility of cumming on my face, I would never point my wang toward my chin when lying on my back and beating off. There is no way that the possibility didn't cross your mind when you were doing it, and the fact that you didn't intentionally lean over on your side is terribly vexing.

You have thought about this way too much, as far as exaggeration I am sure you would really boil your face off if you had an accident like mine.

I didn't think about it, hence the term accidently and without purpose. In fact I did turn my head and still got hit, I couldn't turn to my side cause I was on the couch. I didn't have time to think cause no one is in any state of mind to contemplate action while they are jerking off. Think of all the insane shit you did before and during sex, then after you were done you were just disgusted with yourself for doing so or pissed that you now gotta clean up the mess you created.

I am sorry if I am so disgusting to you, accept my most sincere apology.

Last time I share!!!

[2 tired 2 give N F]

Dude...just go back to the dolphin posts.

[Keyser Soze]

Gonzo, I with you 100% on this one. When I jerk off I aim towards my stomach. I think I missed maybe twice. I really don't really care what anyone thinks anyhow. If you think i'm deviant, I could give two shits.

[Hawt Baux]

I know someone that had this happen to them.

[Keyser Soze]

ive had cum fly in all sorts of places. ive fucked two girls at once. i shot a load on my parents bed when i found my dads playboys. i just clean up afterwards. who gives a fuck??? seriously, you people are seriously sexually repressed.

[Arpikarhu]

dont forget the redhead. i bet you got cum on her too.............or so the story goes.

[Keyser Soze]

whatever you choose to believe, i really could not give a fuck.

[GonzoStyle]

I got keyser and that's all I need!!!

[Keyser Soze]

if you keep it real with me, ill keep it real with you.