Oh no

[Hybrid]

no way. my poster ownz.

[FollowThisLogic]

Screw Swiss Army knives.



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[Danked]

Are you telling me my suggestions are worthless?

[GonzoStyle]

Beat yourself in the head with the can till you hear a crack

Either your skull or the can will open, it's a chance I am willing to take.

[Keyser Soze]

ask the can to open itself, suggest it, matrix style

[Hybrid]

this is depressing

[NaughtyAngel]

if you dont have a can opener go steal someone elses

[nerdo5]

it's a chance I am willing to take.

accepatable losses?

[GonzoStyle]

If you were dating amy like I said, she woulda cooked you lunch.

It's your own fault.

[Hybrid]

my roommate has one but i cant find it. it's not the kind you use to open soup and stuff though. it's the kind you use to open hawaian punch and make the two holes in the lid.

[Rookie]

Do you have a Sawzall?

[FollowThisLogic]

ask the can to open itself, suggest it, matrix style

But then he wouldn't be able to eat it, cause there is no spoon.

[nerdo5]

use a dull spoon, and remove your innards. then heat and serve. easy as 1,2,3

[Metalfan]

Pop through the top with a pen or a really sharp pencil......if that doesn't work, jam the pen or pencil really hard into your temple.

[GonzoStyle]

accepatable losses?

He wouldn't last 2 seconds in soviet russia.

[Hybrid]

i have a plastic fork. it's all good.



















IF I COULD GET IT OPEN

[Gooch]

ahhh, the motherland.

[nerdo5]

if you poke at it with your finger, maybe you can break the top loose. or lop off a digit. either way, lunch is served.

[Hybrid]

i found some scissors. maybe if i repeatedly stab the top i can make a hole.

[GonzoStyle]

In soviet russia you would thank the lord for a slice of stale bread. Such luxurious items as chef boyardee would be treated as gold. You'd be stoned to death for wasting a can of it.