ok people - i have to get ready for work

[HollywoodJewMoses]

I HAVE A CODE FOR SHARKS FOR SOCOM!!!!

[The Sleeper]

YOU ARE SO LUCKY

[The Jays]

... fucking kids and your fucking video games.....

[Mad]

... fucking kids and your fucking video games.....

Don't you mean Geezers and their fucking video games?

[The Jays]

.... no, I meant kids. According to the information I've received, you're 37 and spend most of your posts here in the gaming forum... You also have a video game screen cap for your signature. Unbeknownst to you, this is not normal...

Meanwhile, you tell me to go play with Star Wars figures, which pretty much paints the picture for how you view the rest of society.

<ul>All men in their late thirties play video games, discuss strategy, and meet in online game servers.
All men in their early twenties play with Star Wars figures.
All men below the age of twenty play are toddlers.
Women are a mystery to all, and are rarely seen in a man's home.</ul>

[Mad]

All men in their late thirties play video games, discuss strategy, and meet in online game servers.

Not true. Just some.

All men in their early twenties play with Star Wars figures.

Not true. Just some.

All men below the age of twenty play are toddlers.

Not true. Just some.

Women are a mystery to all, and are rarely seen in a man's home.

Not true.

Do to pending litigation I can not make any comments other then what I have said.

[The Jays]

Do to pending litigation I can not make any comments other then what I have said.

Oh shit, pending litigation? ??? Oh, my bad, I truly didn't realize the severity of the situation until you made it all seem so important by stating that simple two word phrase that's heard so often on television.

[The Sleeper]

I just figured out that Mad is Subzero. Carry on.

[The Jays]

... that's so not possible.... is it?

[The Sleeper]

do you not read his posts?

[Mad]

Mad is Subzero

Not true.

I have been laid, unlike "some people".

[The Sleeper]

omg you are 37 and you have had sex!! you go boy!!!!

[Mad]

For sure, like twenty years ago. Maybe you're my long lost son?

[The Sleeper]

no

[The Jays]

... I see lil difference between a 37 year old virgin, and a 37 year old who had sex 20 years ago.... except that the virgin was able to be consistant in his lifestyle....

[HollywoodJewMoses]

no, ive met sleeper, hes not retarded.

[The Jays]

... well, Mad does have a point... Sleeper did turn down an actual opportunity for sex from a BBW....

[Mad]

I'm not retarded, either. Just a little touched in the head, to many concussions.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

loosen up that hockey helmet, faggot.

[Mad]

:rofl:

Wish it was that simple.