The Bland & Gonzo Bonding thread - please keep out

[Bland]

so bland, need a bestest buddy?

Judging by the names in the hearts, I assume this is another, "Bland is Arpi", joke.

[LyricalGomez]

You're one of the quick ones

[GonzoStyle]

I offer it to you once more.

so tell me how is the ho on the 7th floor doin?

She is an angel fallen from the heavens.

does she swallow, is her pussy tight, does she like anal, come on buddy I need details.

[IrishAlkey]

You disgust me.

[Splatterpunk]

Quote (GonzoStyle @ Sep. 16 2003,3:51 pm)
I offer it to you once more.

so tell me how is the ho on the 7th floor doin?

She is an angel fallen from the heavens.

So was Lucifer.

[Goatweed]

Lucifer was alright - just misunderstood.

[Splatterpunk]

Really?

[Goatweed]

yep.

[GonzoStyle]

You disgust me.

I apologize alkey, I'm ashamed of myself for not askin you as well.

so does silera like the anal?

[Bland]

You're one of the quick ones

Seeing as you are not one of them, I am amazed that you noticed.

[Bland]

I offer it to you once more.

so tell me how is the ho on the 7th floor doin?

She is an angel fallen from the heavens.

does she swallow, is her pussy tight, does she like anal, come on buddy I need details.

This sorta thing makes me think you aren't being sincere in your claim to want to bond.

[GonzoStyle]

I do, I do!!

[Bland]

Then show my new woman some respect! She is a buttercup, aan ocean breeze, a sernade.

[GonzoStyle]

so she's tight?

[Bland]

That's it! Bonding time is over! You blew it big time Mister!!

[GonzoStyle]

she a bit loose?

[Bland]

I refuse to answer you until you apologize and then make a sincere attempt to be my friend. Until then, this conversation is o-v-e-r.

[GonzoStyle]

she must be like a wind tunnel down there.

[Bland]

Bastard!

[GonzoStyle]

It's all hittin home, isn't it?

I bet she doesn't even give you head.