my day in the city...

[IrishAlkey]

Easy.

[The Sleeper]

I'm excited for Mitch Hedberg, I hope he has new material

[QuickStop]

there was mostly new stuff...but i recognized one joke... the golfing one

[The Sleeper]

People tell me I don't know how hard it is to stop smoking. I know how hard it is to stop smoking, it's as hard as it is to START FLOSSING!

[HedCold]

is julia stiles as ugly in person?

[Mad]

She looks much better with the whole anorexia thing.

[GonzoStyle]

is julia stiles as ugly in person?

First Leah Remini and now this, I am gonna punch you in your stupid head next time we meet.

[HedCold]

leah remini wasn't ugly but she wasn't anything special on saved by the bell. that's all i'm saying.

[The Jays]

I hear Julia Stiles is both a bitch and ugly, but that's just what I heard.

[GonzoStyle]

You're dead to me

[The Jays]

Don't kill the messenger.

[Mad]

Yeah she sure has hit the fucking wall at about 100 mph. Damn her to hell for EATING!!!! Her face looks all weird and shit with those chimp monk cheeks.

[HedCold]

i always thought she was ugly

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah she sure has hit the fucking wall at about 100 mph. Damn her to hell for EATING!!!! Her face looks all weird and shit with those chimp monk cheeks.

chimp monk you say?

[drusilla]

Elevator ride?

Annoying NBC stewardesses?

Them saying "please stand next to the wall"!

he just wasn't paying attention.

all he cared about was getting his CKY shirt on camera

[IrishAlkey]

We know the truth.

[GonzoStyle]

what the fuck is cky?

[drusilla]

bam margera's brothers band

Camp Kill Yourself

[GonzoStyle]

Is their music as wacky as their name?

[drusilla]

no