Ye olde brothel - Now taking applicants......

fbd · 05-09-2002, 08:46 PM

Quote:Fbd has one freebie which he can redeem between 12pm and 2pm on Wednesdays or Fridays (and any other accumulated freebies will fall into that schedule).

12 and 2?i'll almost never be able to redeem them

NaughtyAngel · 05-09-2002, 08:51 PM

ill take your place fldskjglksl

fbd · 05-09-2002, 08:54 PM

its ok, queenie.i'll try to get here between 12 and 2...after the AP test tomorrow, i might need one

crx girl · 05-10-2002, 02:29 AM

Quote:Rape, crx.....we do have excellent benefits.

ooh, i've never had benefits before, if they're of the health and dental (shut up grumpy) variety, i'm in :bouncer:

Silera · 05-10-2002, 04:32 AM

Ken, we need to advertise. I ready, willing, and able to fuck but I feel like my talents are not being utilized to their full capacity.

Ken'sPen · 05-10-2002, 11:54 AM

Silera I can't agree about you and your talents more.....
I will look into advertising ASAP....
Though I wonder if you ladies are familiar with the expression...
A PICTURE is worth a thousand words.....

Skitchr4u · 05-10-2002, 01:33 PM

What would the going rate for your fine ladies be mr pen? :lookatme:

Ken'sPen · 05-10-2002, 01:38 PM

$250 at the door gets you in the room for an hour,
all the straight and oral sex you can pack in.....
Specialty requests can be made and negotiated directly with the ladies.....

Skitchr4u · 05-10-2002, 01:41 PM

that might be out of my budget. do you take wic checks ??

Skitchr4u · 05-10-2002, 01:59 PM

hello...is there anyone down here? i was looking for a lady...i have $$

LZMF1 · 05-10-2002, 02:21 PM

i'll take silera and luna.

ok you two, get ready for some fun!!!!!

LZMF1 · 05-10-2002, 02:24 PM

oh yeah, don't mind ladi.

she's coming along to take some pictures.....she may join in.

Ken'sPen · 05-10-2002, 02:27 PM

Thanks, LZ,
first door on the left,
be a gentleman, no rough stuff,
take care of them and they will take care of you....

Skitch.
crx is in the third room on the right..
or you could wait for Luna or Silera...
but knowing LZ that might take a while.....

LZMF1 · 05-10-2002, 02:30 PM

if silera and luna are the right combo of "good girls" and "naughty girls" i'll be back back often.

i am the man from nantuckett you know.........

Luna · 05-10-2002, 02:31 PM

Quote:hello...is there anyone down here? i was looking for a lady...i have $$

I work for shells & beads, Skitch. :-D:-D:-D

Ken'sPen · 05-10-2002, 02:35 PM

Get to work Luna....
and no War Whoop this time....
scares the customers.

Luna · 05-10-2002, 02:37 PM

Oh...HUSH! you.....or I will have to scalp you. :pissed:

Black Lazerus · 05-10-2002, 02:39 PM

Me have wampum me Black Beauty you :blow:

Silera · 05-10-2002, 02:41 PM

$250 an hour??!!!??

WTF, If I'm gonna suck dick for an hour I better get at least $500. I know from personal experience that I'll have to take a sick day tomorrow or stick to only straight sex or anal.

LZMF1 · 05-10-2002, 02:41 PM

luna, it's ok. it doesn't bother me at all, in fact it's quite stimulating.

WHOOP IT UP, WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited By LZMF1 on May 10 2002 at 11:27