Oh no

Danked · 10-28-2002, 07:44 PM

Use a stone to open it with your last, dying breath.

Hybrid · 10-28-2002, 07:44 PM

i dented it. woohoo.

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 07:45 PM

Dent your stupid head with it and do us all a favor.

Metalfan · 10-28-2002, 07:45 PM

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accepatable losses?

He wouldn't last 2 seconds in soviet russia.

:rofl: See, it is justifiable sometimes :rofl:

Hybrid · 10-28-2002, 07:45 PM

stfu

Buttmunch · 10-28-2002, 07:46 PM

Use a shrubbery.

nerdo5 · 10-28-2002, 07:46 PM

keep trying with the scissors. maybe you can pop a blood vessel.

Hybrid · 10-28-2002, 07:49 PM

yay i made a hole. maybe i can use the scissors and work it open. :thumbs-up:

Keyser Soze · 10-28-2002, 07:49 PM

eat the whole can at once.

Rookie · 10-28-2002, 07:51 PM

Dude, are you sure those aren't the scissors your roomate uses to trim his sack hair?

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 07:52 PM

Pop the top of the can with your finger and drink it with a straw. Jesus what the fuck would have you done in 'Nam?

Hybrid · 10-28-2002, 07:53 PM

you cant eat noodles with a straw...can you? :clueless:

Rookie · 10-28-2002, 07:54 PM

No but you can suck up pubic trimmings...

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 07:54 PM

Why not? The gooks eat them with sticks.

Keyser Soze · 10-28-2002, 07:55 PM

drop some opium in it, all but 116 of the noodles will come running out.

nerdo5 · 10-28-2002, 07:55 PM

hybrid..

doesn't this seem like entirely too much for chef boyardee? next time just eat cereal like everyone else.

Hybrid · 10-28-2002, 07:56 PM

yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss i dug the scissor in and worked around the edge and it's coming off. :-D

Rookie · 10-28-2002, 07:57 PM

Watch out for crabs.

Hybrid · 10-28-2002, 07:58 PM

ahhhhhhhhh boyardee goodness is almost mine

2 tired 2 give N F · 10-28-2002, 08:01 PM

Ramen is better...