10-01-2003, 06:43 PM
LOL
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10-01-2003, 06:48 PM
Is Alkey drunk?
10-01-2003, 06:49 PM
It coulda been worse if he said "I am spider-man"
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10-01-2003, 06:53 PM
WHO ARE YOU!!!!!
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10-01-2003, 06:54 PM
You had more control than me. I would have just done this >) a bunch of times and ran away
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10-01-2003, 07:16 PM
Doc Wrote:You had more control than me. I would have just done this >) a bunch of times and ran awayi did that when he came into chat one time
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10-01-2003, 07:42 PM
streetangelny: you liked that i take it?
Floydswat: oh yes! Floydswat: very much streetangelny: how much? Floydswat: as in there's no blood in my upper body much. Floydswat: hehe streetangelny: nicey nice Floydswat: i understand Floydswat: i've got to leave in a bit for bar 9 anyway streetangelny: so early? Floydswat: i go to school down in trenton. so it takes me about an hour & a half to get there streetangelny: wow you drive that far to go there? these parties are that good? Floydswat: i actually live in bergen county, so it's not bad when i'm hom. i only go to the bar 9 gigs though from school. streetangelny: i see Floydswat: they're fun, i just hang out with Brother Joe, sometimes Ant. Floydswat: every once in a while Norton & Vos show up. it's a fun night. streetangelny: wow, sounds like a lot of fun streetangelny: i may have to try and talk my roomie into going Floydswat: you should! streetangelny: i will when i get home Floydswat: come without her even. it'll be worth it, trust me. streetangelny: if not i will just write somemore stories Floydswat: yeah, but that's not as fun as getting to take me home [;-)] streetangelny: i don't have my car anymore [ ![]() streetangelny: oh really? streetangelny: and tell me what if i did take you home? Floydswat: then we can make our own story. streetangelny: hmm Floydswat: and forget writing it, we can just cut to turning it into a live action play Floydswat: lol streetangelny: what kind of story? Floydswat: oh, something with a very happy ending streetangelny: how much experience do you have? Floydswat: actually very little. streetangelny: omg really? Floydswat: like i said. i'm shy. so unless a girl throws herself at me, i keep to myself. Floydswat: yeah. that a turn off? lol streetangelny: just the opposite actually Floydswat: oh yeah? streetangelny: another fantasy of mine if you will streetangelny: how many girls have you had sex with? or may i not be so nosy? Floydswat: 1 Floydswat: oh, you fantasize about corrupting me? streetangelny: really? Floydswat: yup streetangelny: and what did you do with thiss one? Floydswat: oh, nothing special. Floydswat: a bit of this a bit of that. the traditional repetoire. streetangelny: c'mon you can tell me streetangelny: oral? intercourse? normal missinary or what? Floydswat: oral, intercourse, a bit of missionary, a bit of her riding me. streetangelny: what did you like best? Floydswat: i enjoyed seeing her on top of me. streetangelny: why's that? Floydswat: it was sexy. it was nice to look up and see her arching her back and getting really into it. streetangelny: do you like to do it with the lights on or off? Floydswat: we had the lights on. Floydswat: but if you prefer them off, i'm fine with that. lol streetangelny: i say lights on and video it baby [ ![]() Floydswat: kinky. i'm game. Floydswat: lol streetangelny: how long has it benn since this happened? Floydswat: that was a while ago. it was last june. streetangelny: wow really? Floydswat: yup streetangelny: why no one since? Floydswat: like i said. shyness mostly. streetangelny: c'mon now and no girls have tried? what a shame Floydswat: nope. Floydswat: not a one Floydswat: lol. now i sound pathetic streetangelny: so i guess i have no competition? nice Floydswat: nope. i'm all yours streetangelny: you need to get more agressive boy, go for what you want! Floydswat: hey, i offered to let you take me home tonight, that's a start! Floydswat: lol streetangelny: well if i do then after i have my way with you you will have to reciprocate Floydswat: it would be my pleasure. i'm completely at your disposal. streetangelny: only if i am at yours Floydswat: i think we could find a bit of symbiosis streetangelny: i'll see what i can do for tonight Floydswat: does that mean i should wear something sexy? lol streetangelny: ah and what is considered sexy to you my dear? Floydswat: well, i'm usually a t-shirt & jeans kind of guy Floydswat: but if it makes a difference, i'll throw on something a bit less simple streetangelny: eh boring Floydswat: yeah, but i pull the look off Floydswat: lol streetangelny: again with the modesty [:-P] streetangelny: what about the underwear? or will there not be any? Floydswat: i tell you what, i'll put on a soft button down shirt. and just bring a tshirt if it's hot inside. Floydswat: boxers. Floydswat: black calvin klein's streetangelny: eh Floydswat: nah, they're nice Floydswat: easy access. hehe streetangelny: are they the tight kind? Floydswat: no. Floydswat: a bit loose streetangelny: we'll have to take you shopping Floydswat: do i have to show you? streetangelny: i think you should Floydswat: deal Floydswat: can you connect for images? Floydswat: nm. i just emailed it streetangelny: nah still on this crappy computer system streetangelny: i work (well intern) at my school our computers suck Floydswat: well, i'm going to head in. streetangelny: ok have fun if i can't make it Floydswat: hopefully you can get the real view tonight [:-D] streetangelny: nicey nice Floydswat: see you soon (hopefully) otherwise have fun writing. streetangelny: ok baby ![]() http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
10-01-2003, 07:52 PM
why do you pretend to be girls? Doesn't it make you feel icky?
10-01-2003, 07:57 PM
That wasn't me silly pants
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10-01-2003, 07:58 PM
They don't feel guilty about twisting their own nipples if they pretend like that
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10-01-2003, 08:11 PM
Does it make me a voyeur if I can't get enough of this shit? Screw realitity TV, this is fucking classic material
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10-01-2003, 08:17 PM
gonzo wins.
my favorite line of that is Quote:Floydswat: a bit of this a bit of that. the traditional repetoire. ![]()
10-01-2003, 10:39 PM
wow that wins best post ever ever ever ever ever
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10-01-2003, 10:43 PM
thekman11 (12:49:50 AM): you are mean
thekman11 (12:49:55 AM): i want to be friends thekman11 (12:50:01 AM): >) OA Upuauat (12:50:04 AM): I am not the one hung up on >) you are the ones using it thekman11 (12:50:12 AM): hahah you used it as soon as you came in thekman11 (12:50:20 AM): OMG ITS MY TRADMARK SMILEY Jemo123 (12:50:25 AM): he's trying to be mean so we think he's actually upauaut OA Upuauat (12:50:28 AM): you keep on reusing it and think it is funny Jemo123 (12:50:33 AM): i think its hilarious thekman11 (12:50:36 AM): me too OA Upuauat (12:50:57 AM): atleast it was original on my part, lame or not. You are just rehashing my stuff. Jemo123 (12:50:59 AM): but maybe thats because we're lamerz! OA Upuauat (12:51:08 AM): try being original, I know it may be hard. thekman11 (12:51:12 AM): upuauat, can we be bestest buddies? OA Upuauat (12:51:16 AM): no thekman11 (12:51:19 AM): why not :-( OA Upuauat (12:51:29 AM): I don't know you OA Upuauat (12:51:32 AM): nor do I care to thekman11 (12:51:37 AM): we can get to know each other OA Upuauat (12:51:51 AM): No we can't. thekman11 (12:51:55 AM): i got nothing but love for ya OA Upuauat (12:51:58 AM): you and jemo can team up OA Upuauat (12:52:05 AM): maybe come up with an original thought OA Upuauat (12:52:17 AM): rub your heads together and see what you two can squeeze out thekman11 (12:52:18 AM): that can happen later, right now we should get to know each other
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