The one liners game - What to say in a fight?

[Grumpy]

I'll stuff my turban up your ass and you'll like it.

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Ladi and Luna arguing over midget schlong.

[Lord Magus]

"We can either screw Grumpy or beat the shit out of each other. I vote we beat the shit out of each other, at least that would be fun"
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About to kick Jim Bruer's ass at a softball game

[Grumpy]

nice head deek.now shove the bat up your ass and go away

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Magoo drunk at a gay club (again)

[Ken'sPen]

You're about to go down, but not in the way you want to.
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Sluggo, after he sells ya a bag of seeds and stems

[Keyser Soze]

Maynard doesn't know the difference between good stuff and commercial stuff, so why should you, jacktool?

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Lisa Left Eye Lopez

[DGW]

Talk a little more shit and I'll fire bomb yo house nigga!

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FN and Sluggo fighting over shake.

[IkeaBoy]

This shake is a delicous blend of various fruits and I believe a bit of lemon sorbet and you're a fool if you think I'll give up my posession of this tasty beverage.

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Mark Hammil

[Lord Magus]

fighting over shake

(I think GW meant a DIFFERENT kind of shake there Ikea)

Mark Hammil

I'll give you a reason to whine you farmboy piece of SHIT!!
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Max Headroom

[IkeaBoy]

Max Headroom

I'll give you more headroom when I chop you're stuttering blcok right off cocksucker.
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Emperor Hirohito

[GonzoStyle]

Americans are pussies they'd never fight back...

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Magus & Slash fighting over faceman.

[Ken'sPen]

Our fight reminds me of a song. I will mail you the lyrics, then kick your ass.
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Mister Rogers.

[Grumpy]

Can you spell A-S-S-B-E-A-T-I-N-G? I know ya can! Give it a try!

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Arpi - after he realizes that Bubba's check bounced and he's just been raped

[Metalfan]

Wouldn't you rather fuck Maymay than kick my ass???

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Spitfire

[Luna]

Polish my Table
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Sluggo

[Grumpy]

The weed or your ass, which one are you gonna give up?

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buttmunch getting refused to have his salad tossed

[DGW]

What the fuck do you mean no strawberry jelly?

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Arpi in his first fight with Drew Henson

[Grumpy]

if you hit me, I'll cry like the bitch that I am......

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DGW after a six pack of beer

[Ken'sPen]

I love kicken ass after breakfast
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escaping Metal's basement

[Grumpy]

fuckin chains and rats. There's no way you're lockin my ass up with Snuka down here.

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Ken on a date with his gay lover after 3 margaritas

[Metalfan]

is it in yet???

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Ken's sister on a date, sober