I just got toothpaste on my shirt...

Ken'sPen · 09-09-2002, 06:14 PM

YOU wanted out the first time a guy looked at you....

I am hurt,

I need a woman to cuddle me and make me feel better.....
anyone?....
anyone?.....

PollyannaFlower46 · 09-09-2002, 06:58 PM

Ken, if you want a divorce, she's going to get half your assets, you're better off just killing her.

Arthur Dent · 09-09-2002, 07:02 PM

Quote:(I saw that in a movies somewhere I think)

Mission Impossible 2. Saw on cable Sunday. Confused

uicide:

Danked only loves Ladi for her :fuggin: .

NaughtyAngel · 09-09-2002, 07:03 PM

neak:
dont give him ideas

Danked · 09-09-2002, 07:05 PM

And her mind.

(Within which she has the phone numbers of people with weed.)

Ken'sPen · 09-09-2002, 07:06 PM

Naughty Angel and I are going Sky Diving this weekend....
anyone want to come watch,
perhaps video my alibi?

NaughtyAngel · 09-09-2002, 07:08 PM

YOURE GOING TO SWITCH PACKS ON ME ARENT YOU!!!!

when i pull the string its gonna be clothes, like what happens in every fucking cartoon

DGW · 09-09-2002, 07:11 PM

doesn't Amy get's the one packed with kitchen utensils????

NaughtyAngel · 09-09-2002, 07:12 PM

oh hush GW you already tried to kill me once this weekend, thats enough for one week

Arthur Dent · 09-09-2002, 07:17 PM

Danked likes Ladi's :fuggin: cause she stores it in her snatch panties to properly "age" it.

Danked · 09-09-2002, 07:18 PM

Actually, it keeps it pretty moist and fluffy down there.

Tenbatsuzen · 09-09-2002, 07:34 PM

Quote:when i pull the string its gonna be clothes, like what happens in every fucking cartoon

And at the very worst, an anvil could drop on you out of nowhere

virgingrrl · 09-09-2002, 08:29 PM

:lookatme:
i only read the first page, but i have info that will help danked:
do like i do, brush your teeth in the shower! saves time, and no mess!

Danked · 09-09-2002, 08:49 PM

Hippies don't shower, silly grrl.

virgingrrl · 09-09-2002, 08:56 PM

then why do you brush your teeth?

Ken'sPen · 09-09-2002, 08:58 PM

so his breath won't smell like pot when the cop pulls him over for being a hippie driving a 77 duster.

Doc · 09-09-2002, 08:58 PM

Cause if his breath stunk, that would make him "odd"

Danked · 10-01-2002, 03:32 AM

I just showered, brushed my teeth, and shaved all at once. :thumbs-up:

Hybrid · 10-01-2002, 03:42 AM

you're a model american :thumbs-up:

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-01-2002, 03:47 AM

I just showered too....turns out there's going to be no hot water tomorrow morning....I'm WIDE awake now.... :crackhead: