Quotes from the wise and funny

[Shave Your Tooth]

C'mon, Let the kids play - Bob Watson

[Shave Your Tooth]

my love for you is ticking clock berzerker, would you like to suck my cock berzerker . . . my love for you is like a truck berzerker, would you like to make some fuck berzerker- Olaf from Clerks

[Jack]

C'mon, Let the kids play - Bob Watson

I coulda swore that Snuka said the same thing.



Edited By Jack Meehoff on May 24 2002 at 1:01

[Arpikarhu]

ssshhhhhh, do you smell something?

[Shave Your Tooth]

Bob Watson said it in Bad News Bears, Breaking Training, the game at the Astrodome

[Hybrid]

soup?

[Arpikarhu]

"there is nothing so satisfying as a well made bowl of hot and sour soup"

[Hybrid]

i'm gonna get some wonton soup for lunch.

[Arpikarhu]

i'm gonna get some wonton soup for lunch.

fool

[Hybrid]

it comes as a lunch special. 5 bucks = beef and broccoli, pork fried rice, wonton soup, and a drink. which in the end = shitting my brains out. but it's worth it.

[Maynard]

Why did the metalhead cross the road? Because he's a gullible idiot who will buy anything with skulls on it
King Buzzo of the Melvins



Edited By Maynard on May 24 2002 at 2:25

[Arpikarhu]

"morgan, i have your final papers on my desk. you are officially divorced"- my lawyer at 2:25 today

BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maynard]

I can't wait to hear THAT quote.

[Arpikarhu]

I can't wait to hear THAT quote

why? your name isnt morgan

[Maynard]

:rimshot:

[Metalfan]

"Cerrano is gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch that one" - Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle in Major League :-)

[Arpikarhu]

thank you, thank you. that joke was courtesy of the kens pen school of comedy. i will be here all week. dont forget to tip your waitress

[Hey Ladi]

I'll have what she's having. - Woman in the deli

[Metalfan]

What the hell is that smell? - Will Smith, Independence Day

[Galt]

"Black people are made up of mud and crime"