Need a title?

Arthur Dent · 07-29-2002, 09:05 PM

Elite Titles

Upset that you don't have a special title? Need a label to make you feel important? Think a new social status will improve your life?

Then check this out and find out how to be a Lord, Lady, Duke, Duchess, or what ever other title makes you feel warm and special inside.

OAS · 07-29-2002, 09:06 PM

I prefer to just make the Lady or Duchess feel all warm inside. They know what my title is.

Maynard · 07-29-2002, 09:07 PM

Quote:I prefer to just make the Lady or Duchess feel all warm inside.

Those were my aunts dogs names.

OAS · 07-29-2002, 09:08 PM

Leave it up to the dog fucker to conjour up his fond memories. :disappointed:

Zootybang · 07-29-2002, 09:33 PM

I shall henceforth be known as "Sir zootybang of Canterbury", heir to the Listerene fortune.
I shall be receiving my loyal subjects at 8 pm sharp.

Arpikarhu · 07-29-2002, 09:35 PM

my favorite title was always "to kill a mockingbird"

virgingrrl · 07-29-2002, 09:39 PM

lady kate sure does have a nice ring to it....

Maynard · 07-29-2002, 09:42 PM

[quote]I'll cup your balls and lick the shaft for $2.[quote]
That's not something a LADY would say. :-p

FNMoron · 07-29-2002, 09:48 PM

Quote:*{quote} I'll cup your balls and lick the shaft for $2.{quote}

Quote:At least learn how to work the buttons LZMF.

:poke:

* - I had to change the "[" & "]" to "{" & "}" because i kept getting an error stating that there weren't an equal number of open & closing quote frames

criticslovesnatch · 07-29-2002, 09:49 PM

I call dibs on Sir, that way sleeper cant get it.

LZMF1 · 07-29-2002, 09:50 PM

Quote:At least learn how to work the buttons LZMF

??????

i'm sorry you lost me. can you make cliff notes for me?

FNMoron · 07-29-2002, 09:55 PM

ok LZ.... here's the deal.... I used the "me" option in the Maynar'd a Dick (Part 2) thread, but i made a slight typo, and maynard said to me;

Quote:At least learn how to work the buttons LZMF

so, i found this an ample opportunity to quote him & throw it back in his face... It seems the maytard has problems using the "quote" button.... well, that & he implied that you're retarted & can't use the buttons correctly either....

hope that clears things up for you :-D

LZMF1 · 07-29-2002, 10:14 PM

ahhhhhh......ok, i got it now.

i never did get used to using the "me" button

Maynard · 07-29-2002, 10:53 PM

<center>Maynard thinks LZMF is wee todd did and Moron is just a plain old jackass</center>

:-p

GonzoStyle · 07-29-2002, 10:56 PM

Sir Touch A Lot... I don't like that....

FNMoron · 07-29-2002, 11:02 PM

<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>

Sluggo · 07-29-2002, 11:40 PM

Wrong thread, Moron. Rolleyes

Is Don on the phone? · 07-30-2002, 12:24 AM

Quote:The Titles of Lord and Lady
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Does anyone else see the irony in this?

LZMF1 · 07-30-2002, 12:42 AM

<center>LZMF1 thinks that maynerd wants a dog cock in his ass</center>

NICE!!!! it took me long enough but i figured that little "me" doo-hickey out.

FNMoron · 07-30-2002, 12:55 AM

Quote:Wrong thread, Moron.

whoops... sorry sluggard....
but he is a DICK, ya know...

oh... and LZ... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... you're smart!!!!:crackhead: