Jews are gonna end the world.

GonzoStyle · 08-05-2002, 08:04 PM

Just give the land back to the arabs already, stop prolonging the war and death tolls. All over a piece of fuckin land, jeez. Fuckin jews are soooo greedy, I hate them. They are like an enternal jinx, fuckin bombings, insane suicide pilots with box cutters. Just give back the land and buy some condo's in florida.

Arthur Dent · 08-05-2002, 08:06 PM

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my jewish friends for matzha ball soup...and having daughters with great blow job skills.

GonzoStyle · 08-05-2002, 08:08 PM

Thats my point dent, bring all your jewish whores to the US and let us fuck the hair off their arms. The men can all make a right at egypt towards the shower room.

PollyannaFlower46 · 08-05-2002, 08:11 PM

Dent, you owe us for bagels too.

GonzoStyle · 08-05-2002, 08:13 PM

and world wide terrorism.

Ken'sPen · 08-05-2002, 08:13 PM

MEANWHILE:::
On a Jersey Highway, Cunt Twats jew senses are tingling,
she speeds to a computer to log on and respond.

GonzoStyle · 08-05-2002, 08:14 PM

If she can remove the dicks from her mouth fast enough.

Gooch · 08-05-2002, 08:21 PM

as a jew, i agree with Gonzie's assessment. if the tits are gonna be blown off the world...it will be based in Israeli/Arab conflict.

GonzoStyle · 08-05-2002, 08:23 PM

I'd say split the land but knowing them greedy kikes, they'd somehow swindle the arabs out of an extra tenth of land and cause a nuclear holocaust.

Gooch · 08-05-2002, 08:24 PM

ha ha...i think the land in question is what they grabbed during the 6 day war.

Arthur Dent · 08-05-2002, 08:24 PM

Quote:Dent, you owe us for bagels too.

Who else would figure out to both boil and bake the same piece of dough but the people who first forgot to add yeast?

But Sedar can't hold a candle to Thanksgiving. Worst food ever!

AdolescentMasturbator · 08-06-2002, 01:11 AM

I think they'll come up with a peace plan that gives away all the land but then secretly controlling the arabs by buying out all their media outlets and banks.

diceisgod · 08-06-2002, 01:15 AM

That Moses fella was quirky guy. Said he saw god. What a character.

GonzoStyle · 08-06-2002, 01:27 AM

He never "saw" god, silly pants.

diceisgod · 08-06-2002, 01:35 AM

Of course he didn't. He was a fucking nutjob if he even existed in the first place. Just like that Jesus guy.

Keyser Soze · 08-06-2002, 01:37 AM

Three words: "Palestinian/Jew Thunderdome"

Banana_juice · 08-06-2002, 02:52 AM

GAWWWWD DAMMM I MISSED THIS PLACE IN MY 4 MONTHS GONE..

DONT FORGET WE INVENTED PICKLED HERRING TOO., MAKE SURE TO THANK US FOR THAT

PollyannaFlower46 · 08-06-2002, 03:25 AM

Ughhhhhhh pickled herrring.... :crackhead:

Potato Latkes :thumbs-up: :loveya:

Keyser Soze · 08-06-2002, 03:38 AM

i thought sharks would kill us al but you never really hear about those attacks anymore. i think we are safe, for now.

Metalfan · 08-06-2002, 11:33 AM

We own Hollywood too, remember? :thumbs-up: