What can't you do/have never done... - That you think everybody else can/has?

crx girl · 08-18-2002, 04:13 AM

i can't sing

Kid Afrika · 08-18-2002, 04:16 AM

I can't overcome the oppressive force of the man. :-(

But, thanks to this nifty hot sauce-spraying wrist watch, I can eat mayonaise.

Edited By Kid Afrika on Aug. 18 2002 at 12:18

PollyannaFlower46 · 08-18-2002, 04:20 AM

I can't do math in my head.

Danked · 08-18-2002, 04:22 AM

I've never been to Sluggo's house.

crx girl · 08-18-2002, 04:32 AM

me neither danked, but i have eaten his ziti :fuggin:

Danked · 08-18-2002, 04:38 AM

CRX has never applied paint to my nipples.

The Sleeper · 08-18-2002, 04:46 AM

I've never been mistaken for a negro

The Sleeper · 08-18-2002, 04:58 AM

I've never been to a synagogue

I've never smoked marijuana

I've never purchased a porno

I've never had a cavity

I've never watched an episode of Survivor

Jack · 08-18-2002, 07:22 AM

I've never taken any drugs (maybe thats why I don't have teh funny Undecided

)

GonzoStyle · 08-18-2002, 09:10 AM

I've also never taken drugs but have been intruiged at times to smoke some reefer, just never have.

I've never shot a gun at a human being.

Quote:But, thanks to this nifty hot sauce-spraying wrist watch, I can eat mayonaise.

K1d wins for making me laugh for a good 20 seconds on that one.

Danked · 08-18-2002, 02:12 PM

Quote:I've also never taken drugs but have been intruiged at times to smoke some reefer, just never have.

:lookatme:

C'mon.... Just close your eyes and suck it out of this joint.

PollyannaFlower46 · 08-18-2002, 02:29 PM

I never cheated on a test.

I never got a ticket.

OAS · 08-18-2002, 03:10 PM

I have no musical talent.

I can't dance.

I never tried any chemical drug and haven't smoke weed since the 70's.

Maynard · 08-18-2002, 04:38 PM

My God.....and I thought I was lame. :rofl: You guys all stink.

I've never been out of the US.
I've never shot a gun.

That's about the extent of my list.

PatCooper · 08-18-2002, 04:38 PM

I cant drive a stick shift
I have no musical talent
I cant type without looking at the keyboard

criticslovesnatch · 08-18-2002, 05:08 PM

wow, you people need to fucking travel.

I can't ride a bike

I can't drive stick shift

I've never gotten a ticket

I've never had a cavity filled

I've never broken a bone

Sean Cold · 08-18-2002, 05:50 PM

I've never walked by a homeless guy and said "Awww, look, a poor guy down on his luck. I feel really bad for him"

I've also never given a homeless person any money without making them do something degrading to ammuse me. Greatest hit: Some black dude outside of Bar 9, I had him screaming his name was Kid Afrika for 50 cents.

NaughtyAngel · 08-18-2002, 06:04 PM

ive never been funny or posted a quality post

Tequila · 08-18-2002, 06:39 PM

I have never been to Mexico!!!!!!!11

Keyser Soze · 08-18-2002, 06:40 PM

i've never had sex on an airplane